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I had a stroke at 22

Highland, MI
Joined November 2014
LMAO THE HOLE IN THE HEART WAS A MISDIAGNOSIS. I GOT CUT OPEN FOR NOTHING馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭
5 weeks after the stroke and I鈥檓 going in to get the hole in my heart that caused it fixed. Excited to finally move past this shit at 22. p.s. Thanks @qtcinderella @LudwigAhgren @gm__golf @goodgood_golf for your content. Y鈥檃ll kept me and I鈥檓 sure many others sane this month 馃榿
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The many beat the money. The people beat the corporations and special interests. Hope beat hate and fear.聽 Michigan, we won.
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum鈥檚 ego couldn鈥檛 handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can鈥檛 script comedy like that
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REAL MEN CRY DURING RUNAWAY
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Please @JeffPassan give it to me straight is there a non-zero chance 29 is still a Tiger come Tuesday, or are we 100% doing a candlelight vigil at Little Caesar鈥檚 HQ?
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A group of orcas was captured on camera engaging in what scientists call "ram-to-fragment" behavior. One whale holds a large sunfish and lets go just before another rams it at high speed, pulverizing the fish into thousands of pieces. In a new study, scientists say the behavior could be a clever way to feed the young, a form of play, or a combination of both. Read more: abcnews.link/MyRkbvO
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Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).
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When are we going to be done with the Spencer Torkelson experiment, Scott? #RepDetroit #AlQaeda #IDFSoldier
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BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup
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Larkin is such a fucking loser. Public enemy #1 in Detroit for the foreseeable future. Weakest move I鈥檝e ever seen in sports #LGRW
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Today is World Otter Day.
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Me waiting for Cameron Brink to help me grab something from the top of the fridge
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How is it possible for Duren to be this much of a mouse
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Duren in the first 120 seconds #DetroitBasketball
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Drew Anderson鈥檚 next stint out east would be in North Korea if it were up to me #Terrorist #AlQaeda #IDFSoldier #RepDetroit
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Adam Silver you will pay for this loser ass league you built man. Every game the officiating is so fucking nasty #DetroitBasketball
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Zack McKinstry you gotta die dawg #RepDetroit
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Just another Pistons game.
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