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I had a stroke at 22

Highland, MI
Joined November 2014
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The many beat the money. The people beat the corporations and special interests. Hope beat hate and fear.聽 Michigan, we won.
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum鈥檚 ego couldn鈥檛 handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can鈥檛 script comedy like that
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REAL MEN CRY DURING RUNAWAY
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A group of orcas was captured on camera engaging in what scientists call "ram-to-fragment" behavior. One whale holds a large sunfish and lets go just before another rams it at high speed, pulverizing the fish into thousands of pieces. In a new study, scientists say the behavior could be a clever way to feed the young, a form of play, or a combination of both. Read more: abcnews.link/MyRkbvO
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BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup
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Today is World Otter Day.
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How is it possible for Duren to be this much of a mouse
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yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin
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BREAKING: James Harden is frustrated with the Cavaliers organization and has requested a trade.
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I hope the next viral trend is empathy and critical thinking skills
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Alex Pretti was murdered.
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Repost for a chance to win @DETAuthentics items from Skub鈥檚 back-to-back Cy Young seasons 馃槫
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Would argue that watching the Ryder Cup has been, for many people, their first direct experience of what US society is starting to become. From the ridiculous appearance of Trump, to the nastiness from the fans and the pomposity and money-grabbing from the US players...
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Those teams were the Bengals, Lions, Ravens, and Colts. They went 4-0 today.
Four NFL teams don鈥檛 pay tribute to Charlie Kirk as others hold moments of silence trib.al/33kqHuO
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Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson
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You may freak out for this giveaway 馃槼 To celebrate Tim Lincecum's 41st birthday, we're giving away this incredible autographed jersey card! Repost and comment for your chance to win.
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103 TO FINISH IT. ARE YOU KIDDING?! @TarikSkubal
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Jeff Passan, everyone!
The American League Central, everyone!
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