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Jake, Not From State Farm

@JakeNotFSM

Stoke survivor. Type 2 diabetes...diahbeetus? Is this thing on??,

 San Diego, CA
Joined March 2013
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25 years later if still fits. USS CONSTELLATION t shirt. My first ship.
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Heard that jay-z is dying the halftime show brother in law dropped where the hell more rap shit. I mean what the fuck.
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Been at my brother in laws long enough to hear him rant and rave. This is dumb.
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I've aged so much in a year
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25 years ago. I was in the Navy, on my way home from deployment. Halfway between Pearl Harbor and San Diego. They woke me up to make extension cords. I saw the second plane hit. My life changed forever that day. Rest in peace.
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Happy birthday my son. 21 today. Thanks for making me a dad.
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Heard Jake not from State farm at work today. Made me laugh.
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We got ours at an estate sale for $5. The year was 1992. The encyclopedia release date? 1968.
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@GlennAndTonicAug 3
Would anyone just unironically read the encyclopedia for fun when they were a kid or was I just exceptionally bored?
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@GlennAndTonicAug 3
Would anyone just unironically read the encyclopedia for fun when they were a kid or was I just exceptionally bored?
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@miles_commodoreAug 3
These helped me with many middle school assignments.
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How in the hell does a power bill go from projected at $35 yesterday to $680 today? @SDGE
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I had a stroke about a year ago. I'm lucky to be alive.
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Co-worker: wonder why this block says finished on 5 sides. There's only 4 sides. Me:
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This is pretty cool but hard to look at. Just FML.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Nothing wrong seeing this this morning. Lucky to be alive.
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My cousin died last night.
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Have to have a hard conversation today. Wish me luck.
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Jess Leigh@itsjessandart4 Dec 2025
A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth. All the work I had done 20 years ago is falling apart. I have looked into financing but it won’t be enough to do what I need. Can you help me with a donation to my ko-fi? Or by sharing this post?
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