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Stoke survivor. Type 2 diabetes...diahbeetus? Is this thing on??,

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2013
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Replying to @HaeSicks
Do whatever makes you feel like you.
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25 years later if still fits. USS CONSTELLATION t shirt. My first ship.
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Heard that jay-z is dying the halftime show brother in law dropped where the hell more rap shit. I mean what the fuck.
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Been at my brother in laws long enough to hear him rant and rave. This is dumb.
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I've aged so much in a year
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Replying to @ProfGinger
I mean damn. I had a gf that had a bf that ate milk bones. For real
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Replying to @ProfGinger
No. I don't think they do. God.
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Replying to @Kateness8
Do you think Native Americans would have issues making dinner appointments on their allotted land? You know reservationists making reservations on the reservation?
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Replying to @ProfGinger
That's awful. Sorry.
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Replying to @ProfGinger
Mine too. It's a special day
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Replying to @EVA24011
Sorry! I'd add my hands if it'll help
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Replying to @EricVBailey
The zero sugar version of this is really bad. Like eww
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25 years ago. I was in the Navy, on my way home from deployment. Halfway between Pearl Harbor and San Diego. They woke me up to make extension cords. I saw the second plane hit. My life changed forever that day. Rest in peace.
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Happy birthday my son. 21 today. Thanks for making me a dad.
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Heard Jake not from State farm at work today. Made me laugh.
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Replying to @boombabybrown
It has been a while I mean this says that. Lol
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Replying to @boombabybrown
Congrats! I'm still waiting for mine to pick a date. Lol. It's been 15 years.
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Replying to @ProfGinger
I need to know what type half and half is acceptable. If it's French vanilla no thanks
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We got ours at an estate sale for $5. The year was 1992. The encyclopedia release date? 1968.
Would anyone just unironically read the encyclopedia for fun when they were a kid or was I just exceptionally bored?
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