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Stoke survivor. Type 2 diabetes...diahbeetus? Is this thing on??,

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2013
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Would anyone just unironically read the encyclopedia for fun when they were a kid or was I just exceptionally bored?
These helped me with many middle school assignments.
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A long time ago I got into an accident that destroyed my back teeth. All the work I had done 20 years ago is falling apart. I have looked into financing but it won’t be enough to do what I need. Can you help me with a donation to my ko-fi? Or by sharing this post?
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Epstein Files — How does Trump know that, Bill Clinton has been to Epstein Island 28 times since the files don't exist? Where can that possibly be documented if not in a file...? 🤔
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Breaking News: Donald Trump has been informed by the Justice Department that his name is in the Epstein Files.
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I think crumbl cookies are ass and this looks disgusting.
Crumbl Cookies released a 1130 calorie ‘Brownie Sundae’
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I'm running against Marjorie Taylor Greene. As a retired Brigadier General, I can't sit idly by while my own Congress member is so unpatriotic to the nation I fought for for 40 years. Can you please retweet and follow us so we get to 100,000 followers and spread our message?
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Replying to @CityofSanDiego
@CityofSanDiego why hasn't trash been picked up in Rolando Park area? Every trash can is overflowing. Maggots everywhere. Why? @ToddGloria @CBS8 @fox5sandiego @10News
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If this gets 1,000 likes I’ll dye my hair whatever color you want me to.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Which pill would you take?
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What a great sunset for all those aboard our boats tonight! Picturesque doesn't do it justice. Come and book a stay with us! #boatbnb #sandiego #sunsetphotography
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What happened here?
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realized that as a doctor i could prescribe naps, who needs one
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– at Pontiac, MI
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