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JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
My own issue is the women that keep marrying them
I stil don’t get it, you know someone has 3 wives and he’s broke and you still decided to be number 4
You can’t be normal
If ogun ìdílé wan ja ẹ ehn, you go first marry one overly religious Alfa Al sunnah, dey think say you don choose the right one🌚😀 Una go born six to eight children🤭🤭 next thing Baba go marry mathna 🤣🤣.. àdágbé àdáfà go just cut your dreams short....
You go con carry yourself go that olórí bi àpólà Igi live for Tiktok for advise🤣🤣...
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
You people don’t hate married men, you just hate the broke ones. 🤭
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️
When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭
Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else.
She married him exactly one year into their relationship.
Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank”
She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now.
Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg..
Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
After going through a few AI courses on the OpenAI platform, all I want to say is that, there's a completely new frontier developing and more companies will go the way of Moniepoint, in a good way.
I read and studied things that I didn't think previously existed. AI has come to stay guys.
Beyond just the nominal "prompting," Governance will be one of the next big things in terms of where AI is headed.
Next up will be roles tied to "Observability." There will be a new set of checklists per company that will be key to identifying what "good" is, what things like "successful test passed" mean, in the context of AI deployment.
Also, as more organisations refine their development workflows, deployment practitioners (the course I'm currently taking) will be at the forefront of this. You'll begin to see roles such as Codex Deployment Practitioner, or Development Workload Practitioner.
This could take a step-wise, pilot-based approach (for companies looking to refine a little part of their workflows), but it could also be holistic, for organisations looking to rebuild their workflows from the ground up.
More companies will go the way of @moniepointng, @moniepoint . Frankly, it's the optimal way to go.
The most important thing as an individual professional is to stay ready for the new opportunities that will arise based on this budding reality.
🚨BREAKING: @moniepoint to cut Engineering, Product roles in major restructuring.
The changes come as the fintech expands beyond its established Nigerian operations and grows its presence in Kenya.
Read More: thecondia.com/moniepoint-to-…
My own issue is the women that keep marrying them
I stil don’t get it, you know someone has 3 wives and he’s broke and you still decided to be number 4
You can’t be normal
If ogun ìdílé wan ja ẹ ehn, you go first marry one overly religious Alfa Al sunnah, dey think say you don choose the right one🌚😀 Una go born six to eight children🤭🤭 next thing Baba go marry mathna 🤣🤣.. àdágbé àdáfà go just cut your dreams short....
You go con carry yourself go that olórí bi àpólà Igi live for Tiktok for advise🤣🤣...
First wife : 4 children
Second wife: 5 kids
Third: 3
Fourth: 2
Fifth: pregnant
Mad people
If ogun ìdílé wan ja ẹ ehn, you go first marry one overly religious Alfa Al sunnah, dey think say you don choose the right one🌚😀 Una go born six to eight children🤭🤭 next thing Baba go marry mathna 🤣🤣.. àdágbé àdáfà go just cut your dreams short....
You go con carry yourself go that olórí bi àpólà Igi live for Tiktok for advise🤣🤣...
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
The Nigeria Democratic Congress (NDC) is pleased to announce the constitution of its National Campaign Council for the 2027 general elections.
The National Campaign Council will provide strategic leadership, coordinate campaign activities across the country, and drive the mobilisation of Nigerians behind the party’s vision of a new, just, and prosperous Nigeria.
The Council will work under the chairmanship of His Excellency, Senator Henry Seriake Dickson CON, NDC National Leader, Co-Chairman, His Excellency, Mr. Peter Obi CON, our presidential candidate, Vice Chairman, Senator Cleopas Moses Zuwoghe, NDC
National Chairman and our vice-presidential candidate, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, Co Vice-Chairman, Barr. Ikenna Morgan Enekweizu, NDC National Secretary, Council Secretary, and the Director-General, Mallam Ibrahim Hussain Abdulkarim to deliver a people-centred and issue-based campaign.
We call on all party members, supporters, and well-meaning Nigerians to remain united and focused as we work together to rescue our country.
A new and working Nigeria is possible.
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
“Pay Attention To This Video Of Tinubu Campaigning In Kaduna, But Listen Closely To The Crowd In The Background. You Can Hear People Chanting, ‘Tinubu Must Go! Tinubu Must Go!’ 👀”. ~ Godwin__Je Reacts
JAMO OF LONDON🚀 retweeted
NYSC please give me this call up number Abeg
What will I be doing from now till April fgs😭💔
