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Live today as if it's your last because one day it will be! Hopefully I'll be able to afford to retire one day and use my free bus pass #Twirly

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2011
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So on Four in a Bed when one of the couples doesn’t stay overnight, where do they go?
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
si les parece actitud de autista o neurodivergente esperen a enterarse de que el tipo se acuerda de absolutamente todos sus tiempos de vuelta 😭😭😭
a mí hermana le apareció este video de kimi en el tl de ig y me preguntó totalmente sería QUE LE PASA, POR QUÉ HACE ESO CON LA LENGUA .... como te explico
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
The John Lewis Christmas advert is better with a voiceover
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Louise Haigh needs to realise she doesn’t need to shout. It’s so obvious she is reading. They won’t get the welfare bill down when UC is paying some claimants more than the PM salary!
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Someone please stop him throwing money away πŸ™πŸ»
Britain has agreed to pay into European Union development schemes as the price for rejoining the bloc’s electricity market, according to a draft text seen by The Telegraph. Taxpayer money will be funnelled into projects to build roads, airports and green energy facilities across the bloc’s poorer member states under the plan. In exchange, British energy companies will be allowed to trade freely in the EU’s single market for electricity. πŸ”— telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
I’m confused… was the lamb facing jail for eating chips in the back seat? Traffic law has never been my thing …can anyone clarify 😳
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
Kemi predicted this, two years ago.
Labour is on track to deliver fewer homes this parliament than the Conservatives in a setback for Angela Rayner, the Housing Secretary. A total of 1.14 million homes are expected to be added to Britain’s housing stock in the five years of this parliament, according to fresh forecasts from the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) πŸ”— telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
For all my new followers in case they have not seen it. And yes he wants to do a song with Oscar.
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
MPs LEFT FUMING as a witness breaks ranks and exposes their FAILURES one by one! The truth they clearly didn’t want to hear! 😑πŸ”₯
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
The government’s grandest plane, an A321 jet, took off from Stansted at 6.05 a.m. this morning. Burnham wasn't on it. It flew 34 minutes to Manchester to collect the PM, then set off for the Commonwealth summit in Antigua. Guido estimates the detour cost around Β£20,000 of taxpayer cash. Avanti not good enough for him? Flight tracking data shows the jet landed in Manchester at 6.39 a.m. and left again at 8.06 a.m., heading for a refuelling stop in Newfoundland before the Caribbean. The government eventually publishes what every trip on the plane costs. Starmer’s same-day trip to Paris on in April came to Β£39,756 at roughly Β£20,000 a leg. Stansted to Manchester is shorter than Paris, but every additional leg brings its own landing and handling fees. About Β£18,000-20,000’s worth according to Guido’s fag packet maths… The whole jaunt, there and back, comes to about 21 hours of flying. Based on Starmer’s Β£121,239 trip to Yerevan in May and Yvette Cooper’s Β£148,700 trip to Washington in December, long-haul flying on the plane costs between Β£9,500 and Β£12,400 an hour. That puts Burnham's full trip at about Β£250,000. Burnham took the same government jet from Glasgow to Manchester in July to open No10 North, despite a choice of trains. When Liz Truss used the same plane to fly to Australia, @AngelaRayner called it a β€œridiculous waste of half a million pounds on a private jet trip”. Thoughts on this one, Ange?
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
Unfortunately due to my health I have been forced to retire! My cab is up for sale, it’s a brilliant cab and I am gutted to see it go. Please message me if you have any questions?
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This guy who has spent 28 years going round the world, is he still entitled to NHS, benefits etc? Doesn’t the habitual residency test apply?
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
There are people who put a lot of effort into their home for Halloween and there is this guy.
Halloween Costume of the Night This dog wins Halloween costume of the night. Nothing can beat this. He doesn't look too happy about it, but I hope he gets a nice bone and plenty of treats when it's all over. What's the best pet costume you've seen tonight?
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
Dame Joan Collins was taken to Claridges by Lisa in her Cabs-for-Veterans liveried taxi. Lisa’s definitely star struck with this fantastic lady.
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
It's got a great beat and you can dance to it! Winner! πŸ’ƒπŸ•ΊπŸͺ©πŸ˜»πŸ˜»πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜½ Thanks @LikeToasters
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning today it sent me this A+
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Jan πŸ’‹πŸ˜ŽπŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘™β˜€οΈπŸ›©πŸ¦© retweeted
Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, β€œBut I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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