
Live today as if it's your last because one day it will be! Hopefully I'll be able to afford to retire one day and use my free bus pass #Twirly
England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2011
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si les parece actitud de autista o neurodivergente esperen a enterarse de que el tipo se acuerda de absolutamente todos sus tiempos de vuelta πππ
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The John Lewis Christmas advert is better with a voiceover
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Iβm confusedβ¦ was the lamb facing jail for eating chips in the back seat?
Traffic law has never been my thing β¦can anyone clarify π³
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Kemi predicted this, two years ago.
Labour is on track to deliver fewer homes this parliament than the Conservatives in a setback for Angela Rayner, the Housing Secretary.
A total of 1.14 million homes are expected to be added to Britainβs housing stock in the five years of this parliament, according to fresh forecasts from the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR)
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For all my new followers in case they have not seen it. And yes he wants to do a song with Oscar.
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MPs LEFT FUMING as a witness breaks ranks and exposes their FAILURES one by one! The truth they clearly didnβt want to hear! π‘π₯
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The governmentβs grandest plane, an A321 jet, took off from Stansted at 6.05 a.m. this morning. Burnham wasn't on it. It flew 34 minutes to Manchester to collect the PM, then set off for the Commonwealth summit in Antigua. Guido estimates the detour cost around Β£20,000 of taxpayer cash. Avanti not good enough for him?
Flight tracking data shows the jet landed in Manchester at 6.39 a.m. and left again at 8.06 a.m., heading for a refuelling stop in Newfoundland before the Caribbean. The government eventually publishes what every trip on the plane costs. Starmerβs same-day trip to Paris on in April came to Β£39,756 at roughly Β£20,000 a leg. Stansted to Manchester is shorter than Paris, but every additional leg brings its own landing and handling fees. About Β£18,000-20,000βs worth according to Guidoβs fag packet mathsβ¦
The whole jaunt, there and back, comes to about 21 hours of flying. Based on Starmerβs Β£121,239 trip to Yerevan in May and Yvette Cooperβs Β£148,700 trip to Washington in December, long-haul flying on the plane costs between Β£9,500 and Β£12,400 an hour. That puts Burnham's full trip at about Β£250,000.
Burnham took the same government jet from Glasgow to Manchester in July to open No10 North, despite a choice of trains. When Liz Truss used the same plane to fly to Australia, @AngelaRayner called it a βridiculous waste of half a million pounds on a private jet tripβ. Thoughts on this one, Ange?
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Unfortunately due to my health I have been forced to retire! My cab is up for sale, itβs a brilliant cab and I am gutted to see it go. Please message me if you have any questions?
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There are people who put a lot of effort into their home for Halloween and there is this guy.
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Dame Joan Collins was taken to Claridges by Lisa in her Cabs-for-Veterans liveried taxi.
Lisaβs definitely star struck with this fantastic lady.
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It's got a great beat and you can dance to it! Winner! ππΊπͺ©π»π»πΊπ½ Thanks @LikeToasters
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I have an agent whoβs single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning
today it sent me this
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, βBut Iβm the captain of the Enterpriseβ. Fucking nice guy.
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If she's not on her phone while others are speaking, she has her feet on the back of the seat or she's having a kip.
And we pay her around Β£98.6K plus expenses. @KirstySNP
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Sad news, First Minister of the Cabinet Office, Convicted Criminal, Louise Haigh, has been rumbled.....
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I never saw this episode . But itβs bloody funny. Have a Thursday smile .. ππππππ
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still canβt believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didnβt even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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This might force Andrew Burnham MP to tackle his welfare spending if not he may have to abandon his dreams of joining the European Union due to his lack of control of spending.
Look at his face at the end of the clip it says it all.π§




























