Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
Hey Donald Trump don’t worry if you lose your job you can get a one time payment of $1200
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
If I’m ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
Roses are dead,
Violets are dead,
Everything is dead,
This is just how winter works people.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
"With this weather I don't feel like getting out of bed"
- me with any weather
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
While you're at the gym working on your abs,
I'll be over here working on not burning the roof of my mouth with this pizza.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
Thank you Mario! But our princess finds your Italian stereotype to be problematic and urges you to educate yourself!
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
If you've never done terrible things to a gallon of ice cream...
We can't be friends.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
HILLARY, RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPTS...to my heart. Hit 'em with the sax, boys!
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
I don't regret all the times I've tried and failed.
I regret all the times I should've done it but didn't.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
I'm outdoorsy in a "camp in front of your house until you text me back" kinda way.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
I love sleep so much that I want to take it behind a high school and get it pregnant.
Fancy in Wonderland retweeted
My husband hates pulp in his orange juice so I buy oj with the most pulp every. single. time.















