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You'd need an elevator to get up to my level of crazy.

Atlanta
Joined March 2009
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Hey Donald Trump don’t worry if you lose your job you can get a one time payment of $1200
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If I’m ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
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Not today stupid people. Not fucking today.
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how boys text vs how men text
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Roses are dead, Violets are dead, Everything is dead, This is just how winter works people.
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"With this weather I don't feel like getting out of bed" - me with any weather
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While you're at the gym working on your abs, I'll be over here working on not burning the roof of my mouth with this pizza.
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I'd much rather help others battle their demons than face my own.
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Thank you Mario! But our princess finds your Italian stereotype to be problematic and urges you to educate yourself!
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If you've never done terrible things to a gallon of ice cream... We can't be friends.
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Be the potato. And the French fry. – at Khánh Hòa, Vietnam
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Be the cupcake. And the frosting. – at Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam
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HILLARY, RELEASE THE TRANSCRIPTS...to my heart. Hit 'em with the sax, boys!
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I don't regret all the times I've tried and failed. I regret all the times I should've done it but didn't.
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2016 Kanye is having a 2007 Britney.
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I'm outdoorsy in a "camp in front of your house until you text me back" kinda way.
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I love sleep so much that I want to take it behind a high school and get it pregnant.
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You look like a night full of dirty sex and whiskey... C'mere.
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My husband hates pulp in his orange juice so I buy oj with the most pulp every. single. time.
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Sometimes you don't have to leave to escape... Just turn your music up louder.
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