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Seeing Chelsea fans slander JT on here is a new low.
Don't normally say this but doing that strips you of the right to call yourself a Blue, end of.
And as soon as Madrid or Barca come knocking he's gonna be immediately twerking for them. Bet your house on it.
Valentin Barco knee sliding at the Bridge and tapping the badge, he really needed that.
We do have an Argentinian who is fighting for Chelsea, hopefully that gives confidence.
Credit - [@charliepatrick0]
Jimmy Funnell retweeted
#Cobham always has a talent to help out in crisis!
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Chelsea briefed that we wouldn’t let Enzo leave without ‘improving’ the team.
They also briefed that we wouldn’t accept a bid until we had a replacement lined up.
Let’s see if they were telling the truth.
Jimmy Funnell retweeted
Chelsea Midfield options:
- Reece James
- Barco
- Jordan Henderson
- Caicedo
- Lavia
That’s it.
This is not strong enough.
Last year's CB situation all over again.
This is the crazy thing with our ownership. Every time you think they've finally turned a corner, they go on to revert back to old patterns. Pretty frustrating given they've done a huge amount right this summer but end it on a bad note.
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Mudryk is first of all, not from here, and second of all, already has had his career disrupted in a major way through no fault if his own.
Why people are expecting him to put London football tribalism ahead of his career, I have absolutely no idea
Jimmy Funnell retweeted
"He’s spoken to Mikel Arteta and said he doesn’t want to come." 👀
@David_Ornstein with the latest on Arsenal’s pursuit of Julian Alvarez.
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Jimmy Funnell retweeted
🗣️ @David_Ornstein on Julian Alvarez: “He’s spoken to Mikel Arteta and said he doesn’t want to come.”
(🎥 via @footballontnt)
That Arteta pull. 😂
So basically we're not signing him. Nobody in their right mind would pay our valuation of Bob Sanchez.
🗣️ @FabrizioRomano: “Chelsea are working on this possibility to sign Martinez.
Now it depends if they can find a solution for Rob Sanchez most likely, because for Mike Penders they see a big future in blue. So if they can find a solution for Sanchez, I think there is a possibility they sign Martinez before the deadline.
I can tell you that Dibu already said yes to Chelsea. Martinez is open to joining Chelsea even without European football.
So the internal discussions are
taking place. Now it's on Chelsea to say yes or no.”
#CFC
Imagine that. Bournemouth and Palace won't sell key players at the end of the window but we're entertaining it. I'm sure the search for a replacement would work as well as our search for a shirt sponsorship.
Gotta love the meltdown about this lineup - welcome to our world this time last year!
Our first XI of the season! 🩵
XI | Donnarumma, Khusanov, Dias (C), Guéhi, Gvardiol, Lewis, Anderson, O'Reilly, Semenyo, Foden, Haaland
SUBS | Rulli, Marmoush, Kovačić, Cherki, Nico, Grealish, Aït-Nouri, Reis, Nunes
🤝 @etihad
Probably pretty weird for a CF to start playing CB at that age so it's understandable.
🚨🚨| NEW: Julián Álvarez has 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐍𝐎 to Arsenal despite Atletico Madrid being open to selling him. ❌🇦🇷
[@mundodeportivo]
If true, the Chelsea hierarchy lose any credibility they have left. You set a deadline, now keep to it @Dannythefink
Barca have made their 3rd offer for Rodri, 70mn euros + variables
This will trigger City to complete signing of Enzo Fernandez #cfc
Money grabbing Argie c*nt.
🗣️ @FabrizioRomano: “In recent days, some contacts took place between the agent of Enzo Fernandez, Javier Pastore and Manchester City. Chelsea believe the problems are in the player’s camp, not directly on the player’s side.”
Well then they can jog on, easy.
🚨💰 JUST IN: Chelsea want £120m for Enzo Fernandez, but Man City on their side are NOT expected to spend this money. They hope there's room for negotiation. This is the situation. It can depend on price.
(@FabrizioRomano) #CFC
Tosin didn't cost us anything?
He bloody costs us our nerves. Atrocius defending and any merit he had at Fulham is gone. He looks like someone who won his Citeh schoolarship at a raffle.
























