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Praise celebrates the past. Criticism is preparation for the future.

Dallas, TX
Joined February 2014
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World Champions !!!
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Common L. Brew Crew.
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Nah, I will bc they’re perennial playoff chokers and they have looked extremely flawed in these two games. The Padres just happened to be even more flawed. Brewers aren’t good enough to beat LA. It’s a fact
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After almost 12 years on Twitter, I’m finally going to hit 300 followers soon. Promise the fame won’t change me. To celebrate, here’s one of my best 3 mile runs.
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His name is Alex Bregman and it’s depressing you’re brining this up during their offseason.
Anyone else think the Astros lack a Manny Machado type guy? Like a fucking vocal leader?
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Happy bday to @BC_Houston1 A guy who is always ready to chow down.
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Update @espn he blocked me. Wonder why.
Uncalled for. It’s a human being
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Hey @ATT if you are sorry then give me a discount on my bill. If not, don’t flood my messages with useless apologies.
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Jonathan Hernon retweeted
To honor Jose Altuve officially becoming an Astro for life. Here are all 27 of his postseason HR’s.
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Nelson Cruz making sure the Astros would be the first team to bring a World Series title to Texas
Garcia silencing the Astros’ crowd with a grand slam
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Thanks for thinking of us. Sounds like you aren’t too proud of the 2020 Mickey Mouse ring. If it makes you feel any better, we don’t care about it either.
Just wanna say fuck the Houston Astros. I will never get over them stealing the World Series from us. I don’t give a shit
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Calm down. He only threw 93 pitches. They also got Verlander back. Enjoy.
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Why are we doing this his arm is exhausted
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Starving
Each time they get a hit, take a bite of your hoagie! #Schwarberfest
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Jonathan Hernon retweeted
Newest member of the @HoustonRockets: @jabarismithjr
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Really going to miss Twitter’s grassroots shareholders (estimated value below) - Vanguard Group 7 Trillion - Morgan Stanley 148 Billion - BlackRock Inc. 68 Billion - State Street Corp. 25 Billion
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COOGS WIN! presented by @thejointchiro #AmericanHoops 🏆 🧹 @UHouston is @American_MBB Tournament Champions! #ForTheCity x #GoCoogs
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You aren’t sorry only sorry the comments were shamed nationally. @WashWizards should suspend you for a few games and donate your paychecks to organizations who help single parent households.
I want to sincerely apologize to Kevin Porter Jr and clarify last night’s call.
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My holiday wish is people would use @Zelle more because of the lower fees.
Last day of #DearVenmo, giving out a total of $200,000 with @chloexhalle!! 🎁✨ Follow us & RT this post w/ your Venmo handle & holiday wish. We might make it come true.​ For every RT this gets, we’ll also give $1 to support @MakeAWish up to $500,000.
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People love posting pics of their workouts, so here’s some race photos from the marathon Sunday
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