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Jesus Follower | #vegasborn | rocket science comms | lover of the 10th Amendment and SEC football (#WarEagle)

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Joined November 2009
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jordan orris retweeted
The Auburn Family >> #WarEagle
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Me trying to figure out how to do quarterly taxes for my W-9…
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My personal brand
During a call with DHS officials last week, a top official in the Nevada secretary of state's office interrupted a presentation to correct how one DHS official was pronouncing Nevada.
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Hey @lyft there’s a group of drivers outside of a concert who keep cancelling rides, presumably to drive up demand and prices? Have seen a driver cancel 8 different rides.
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jordan orris retweeted
Stop doom scrolling, and go join the US Navy. You can thank me later.
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I’m at a Megan Moroney concert and I want to know what boy misbehaved so horrendously for these 12 year olds to be singing “Who Hurt You?” with such passion? And about what?
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jordan orris retweeted
“End the show by making it look like the Capitol was nuked”
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Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!
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Some things stay off the radar. America’s 250th isn’t one of them. 👀
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guilty
If your parents were ever told: "she's such pleasure to have in class, but she never stops talking" how's your career in PR marketing, or social media doing?
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Hotel lobby. 1998. You’re 8 years old. Dad’s checking in. You spot this rack and immediately grab 14 brochures for places you will absolutely never visit. Caverns. Ziplines. Some outlet mall 40 miles the wrong direction. Doesn’t matter. You needed them all.
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jordan orris retweeted
Super Delta Formation #Freedom250 🇺🇸
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Happy Sunday.
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Flag maxxing.
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okay but we should have done a weigh in on our European tourist friends coming to explore America for the first time… they’re gonna gain the Freshman 15
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a very on-brand for me pilgrimage to Atlantic City. Miss America and Nick Jonas.
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Dear @maineroot please sell the Diet Mexicane Cola in stores, ty
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jordan orris retweeted
If you’re an exceptional technologist or builder with a proven track record, and want to serve our nation as a Direct Commission Navy Officer, apply for the highly selective Navy Innovation Unit. You will get our thorniest problems. We expect rapid and transformative results.
⚓️📰 #USNAVY UPDATE: The Navy Reserve is opening a new direct-commission pathway into the Navy Innovation Unit, recruiting elite engineers, architects and builders to solve maritime technology challenges. Keep your civilian job. Serve the mission. @USNavy navy.mil/press-office/press-…
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jordan orris retweeted
Today we launch the KJP x F.L. Woods Mariner’s Waxed Jacket. Made entirely in New England, it’s our waxed jacket for life on the water: built with a DryWax shell, brass hardware, corduroy trim, and a custom red, white, and our custom Atlantic plaid lining. We built this with F.L. Woods, who have outfitted New England sailors for more than 75 years. The goal was simple: honor the original tradition and make a jacket that feels like it belongs on a foggy dock, in an old harbor, and anywhere the day begins or ends by the water. A real weather-ready layer, made to be worn hard and kept for years. Available now. Made in USA 🇺🇸⚓️
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jordan orris retweeted
We're officially at the midpoint of the year before kickoff on Dec. 12 at 3 PM on CBS 🏈🇺🇸 #ArmyNavy
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