''There's no I in denial.''
Joined August 2014
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Every girl in #LA on a dating app loves hiking and a guy that makes her laugh. If you need me, I'll be doing stand-up at Runyon Canyon.
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You don't want to miss this! Tonight at 730 at the improv!
Tonight at 7:30 in The Lab The Jet Set Comedy featuring @iamcrystalmarie @Biancacristovao #kellyryan #amymiller @ahmedlovesbread @ReemEdan & @JoshLanzet Get tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy
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Revenge king!
HAPPY FRIDAY! GO CHECK OUT THE NEW EPISODE w/ @kathnovotny link in bio!
#steepconvos #podcast #bible #jesus #religion #god #comedy
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But Forrest Gump!
CHECK OUT THE NEW PODCAST EPISODE ft. @chadopitz LINK IN BIO!
#steepconvos #podcast #comedy #tomhanks #film #movies #actors
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It’s always a Florida man.
Check out the NEW EPISODE ft. Matt Durndak available on all podcast platforms! Link in bio
#steepconvos #podcast #aids #aidsawareness #comedy #comedian
My first marriage
(hold for a massive applause that ends up shutting down the venue and becomes known as the single greatest night in comedy history)
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Tonight at Westside! No drink minimum. 🎟️ Tix at westsidecomedy.com.
@matt_obrien @harperrosed @ScottyCavComedy @juliacomedy @davewaitecomedy @RellBattle @Luke_Null @latiftayour @TheSofiya @juicygena @mkpaulsen @JoshLanzet #LosAngeles #santamonica #standup
I don't typically bother with this sort of thing, but @saks Fifth Avenue has, without question, the worst customer service I've experienced. I'm talking worse than cable companies. Y'all are legitimately awful.
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Wait what?!
The NEW pod episode has us shook… Kim McVicar thanks for making us feel lazy. Catch the full episode linked in bio
#steepconvos #podcast #doordash #delivery
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Waterworld tea… CATCH THE ALL NEW EPISODE with Juliana DeStefano linked in bio! #steepconvos #podcast #universalstudios #waterworld #actor #universal
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Harris: we need to come together as a country
Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals
RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
I love these news alerts "John Macadoodlebug endorsed Harris presidential bid." I don't who y'all are. Alert me when the rubiks cube guy or Blue sweatpants girl from TikTok go in on Harris.
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I love people who are trying all of the new "get sleep in an economy plane seat with this" airplane pillows. Maybe it's sitting up straight with an inch of space ahead of you that's causing the difficulty
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First they came for Bat Girl, but you're not a superhero person, so you said nothing.
Then they came for Coyote vs. Acme, but you're not a comedy fan, so you said nothing.
Then they came for Inside the NBA...
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Welcome @Andrew_Orolfo to the pod!
Andrew is a Filipino American comedian who's been featured on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Jo Koy: In His Elements on Netflix, Netflix is a Joke Fest, and more. He currently performs all around the country, and is not one to miss.
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HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG.
