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Chicago To Stankonia
Joined February 2010
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I understand there’s obviously no correlation, but being on your phone in a quiet space around people and your volume is on FULL blast while you just scrolling TikTok makes me think your iQ might be a bit low
What screams Low IQ?
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We don’t talk enough about how good productivity feels. When you’re crushing your goals and accomplishing things you set out to do, it really boosts your morale.
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VOCÊS SABIAM? De acordo com as tradições mexicanas, hoje, dia 27 de outubro, é o dia em que os pets que já se foram visitam a casa de seus tutores para matar a saudade e mostrar que não se esqueceram deles 🥹❤
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Real ones do over easy
How you like your eggs?
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Oh my
Since we’re on the subject of Hunter Boots 😍😍😍😍 look at these
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RIP, Sadie!! A Proper Lady!
Today, October 27, is The Day of the Dead for pets 💔 A separate celebration to honor the memory of your pets who have sadly crossed the rainbow bridge 🕊️
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Words that will never come out of my mouth😭 I love sleeping sm
I really hate sleeping 🤦🏽‍♂️ why do we even sleep.
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you're kind of a dickhead idk
left a first date before we even got inside DAMN 😭😭 lil bro still offered to buy me dinner IM DEAD 😭😭😭
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to be a cat sleeping on a mushroom tree 🍄‍🟫
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The way he looked like every single person, yes including Marlon Wayans, is hilarious.
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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Only Twitter can make sumn so kind seem so ugly
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If you don't yell, "40 DOLLARS!" everytime something costs $40, we can't be friends 😅
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bitch goodbye 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 "I am CAUCASIAN"
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Swear Coneheads put subway on the map
Coneheads bout to come on 😂 and imma watch it
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i know them drinks nasty😭😭😭😭😭😭
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She gets it! 💎
You stop seeking external insight and look to God and within. Everything else becomes senseless chatter.
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Craziest part its being used to the correct context😭 This clip was the FUPA TO FUPA or dupa And how the the guy belly rubs ya clit while he inside or some shit like that
I would like to know the context of this clip bc Mona is a damn fool 😭😭😭
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Not the cannibalism LMFAOOOOOO
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