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You’re delusional if you think DA is gonna provide services in townships, I promise you Helen Zille only cares about Sandton
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[BREAKING] The United States says it intends to terminate South Africa’s participation in the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA) trade preference programme from 1 January 2027. Tune in to #eNCA, on #DStv403.
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Lynette moenie my befok aseblief
Helen Zille will be good for Joburg.
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Goverments websites have office hours 😔
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Yho 😭🙆🏾‍♂️
Being a tax-paying, business-owning, property-owning, car-driving South African is quite an expensive exercise. Let’s unpack just how many taxes, levies and charges one person can be responsible for. 1. As a business owner: Corporate income tax VAT Employer UIF contributions Skills Development Levy COIDA Municipal rates and service charges Dividends tax (where applicable) 2. As a homeowner in a complex: Municipal rates and taxes Monthly complex/HOA levies Special levies when raised Electricity Water Sewerage Refuse collection 3. As a car owner: Annual vehicle licence General fuel levy Road Accident Fund levy Carbon fuel levy VAT on vehicle purchases and maintenance Toll fees where applicable 4. As an individual: Personal income tax (PAYE) UIF VAT on taxable goods and services Excise duties on certain products Customs duties on applicable imports And this is before we discuss medical aid, private security, private schooling, insurance and backup electricity that many South Africans pay for because they cannot rely entirely on public services. You earn money, you’re taxed. Your business makes a profit, it’s taxed. You spend your after-tax income, you pay VAT. You own property, you pay rates. You drive, you pay levies. And this is all as a resident owning and operating a business in Joburg. I promise you I want to form part of the 11% of residents that should contribute to making this possible but I have a few questions: @LukhonaMnguni , please unpack the proposed 11% ownership allocation to Johannesburg residents. As a resident who already contributes through municipal rates, service charges and various taxes, would I be required to invest additional money to participate in this 11%, or is there a mechanism through which residents receive an ownership stake? And how would the returns from this investment benefit ordinary Johannesburg residents, particularly those who cannot afford to invest?
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Please state the ward and the party leading the ward. We want make sure we are not voting for them.
Nervous to return to Joburg. There’s no water in my burb apparently. 😩estimated recovery? 1-2 weeks. Casual
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Mac Allister was embarrassing yesterday.. But no where near as bad as this fanny...
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There isn’t a single functional, professional football league on earth where Jurriën Timber literally yanking Alexander Isak’s shirt in the box isn’t given as a stonewall penalty, except when PGMOL are protecting Arsenal.
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Replying to @kohlizype
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Homeboy brave af because I wouldn’t have even tried! They’re funny af though😆
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A perfect case study of what happens when you replace ANC with DA in a metro is right next door for JHB citizens. Don’t ever think it can’t get worser because Cilliers Brink showed Tshwane residents that it definitely can.
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They disallowed this goal for a foul on Gabriel btw
Timber pulls Isak’s shirt and prevents him from scoring a goal inside the penalty box. No penalty was given!!!
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Some Rihanna fan out there is looking for a picture of Rihanna wearing leopard print rn.
Tyla as the late Lebo Mathosa for Halloween
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Black South Africans voting for the DA
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With the amount of collaboration required for this project, im surprised they even started the work.
🚨 Major milestone for the Joburg CBD! We have officially reached practical completion on Phase 2 of the Lilian Ngoyi St Rehabilitation Project. The 1.8km corridor - restored and modernised after the 2023 explosion - is ready to welcome back motorists, businesses, & pedestrians.
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1.8 km in 3 years; nothing to be proud of.
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At least batho ba Pitori still remember how the DA fcvked up the city!
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Yes the DA is never getting Tshwane back . That’s why I’m not worried about us . It’s Joburg people who stress me out because it seems like they also want to learn the hard way
At least batho ba Pitori still remember how the DA fcvked up the city!
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🚨| NEW: Liverpool fans are furious after footage emerged showing Arsenal defender chatting with referee. "Gabriel, be careful, yeah you have already got 2 fouls."
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