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Joined July 2013
Kaylan Geekie retweeted
Exclusive interview from @danbrettig in today’s SMH/Age. Usman Khawaja tips a bucket on Aussie cricket. Says Bancroft used sandpaper earlier in 2018 series and that everyone knew about it. His teammates will enjoy that one … 💣 theage.com.au/sport/cricket/…
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
Australia used sandpaper to tamper with the ball in a Test match before the infamous Cape Town scandal in 2018, Usman Khawaja is to reveal. @NHoultCricket reports on the revelations that could reopen one of cricket’s biggest cheating scandals ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026…
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'Clicky Ponting' has been banned from all cricket for two years, and his team both demoted and deducted points in the following season, for faking the sound of an edge. The longest suspension the ECB has given a professional cricketer for racist conduct is six weeks. Priorities.
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We’re the signs missed with Russell Brand, or did they have to show us?
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Hahaha. The dude did not have one left leaning supporter and only hung out with other felons, wank puffins, and morons.
1/ Fawned over by the Left says the Mail
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
PSDT must be protected at all costs. Let him go and chill on his wine farm in Riebeek-Kasteel, and just emerge ahead of every Test season like Mariah Carey at Christmas.
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Cannot believe the guy who used a tax payer-funded BBC chauffeur to pick up his 16-year-old girlfriend from school when she was still in uniform and he was 29 years old turned out to be a rapist. I mean where were the signs?
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
Sean Lock (RIP) on Russell Brand in 2014. "The reason I hate him so much is because I'm a dad and I have this fear that my daughters will bring something like that home."
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
If I told you our last 16 Premier League games vs Man City were officiated 10 times by a Manc referee and another 3 times by one who moonlighted for their employers..you'd probably think I was having a laugh. Oh..and our last 2 FA Cup games against City by Mr Moonlighter too.
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In Fahrenheit 451, the chief book-burner, Captain Beatty, describes how reading became obsolete because the public demanded increasingly fast-paced entertainments, and those entertainments slowly corroded their ability to think. “Books cut shorter. Condensations. Digests, tabloids. Everything boils down to the gag, the snap ending. Classics cut to fit fifteen-minute radio shows, then cut again to fill a two-minute book column … Many were those whose sole knowledge of Hamlet was a one-page digest in a book that claimed, ‘Now at last you can read all the classics.’ … School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work. Why learn anything save pressing buttons, pulling switches?” In this passage Ray Bradbury foretells the intellectual hollowing out of the working class, the advent of AI-generated “summaries” of classic novels, the attention-frying culture of short-form video, the relaxation of educational standards into non-existence. All of this in a book published in 1953.
Starting to really understand why a core theme of dystopian novels is that nobody reads
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he’s actually outside of his mind
Paying homage to the ball! A life long partner in crime that has a way of rewarding us with endless discovery!
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
Maybe no movie cast has aged worse. All-time horrendous vibes.
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Such a parody was inevitable. The Germans even have a wonderful word for the particular satisfaction some people will feel watching it: Schadenfreude.
Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
BREAKING: MAGA nut and actor Russell Brand was just found guilty of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault in London. He will be sentenced on Monday and the sentence will likely be a decade or longer. Another creep off the streets
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
"Athletes are going to have to wake up to the fact that they hold the power, that they are the most important link in the chain. They must take the fight to officials." Why South African sportspeople need an independent voice to fight governance failure dailymaverick.co.za/article/…
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Kaylan Geekie retweeted
Tommy started questioning his very existence within the first minute itself. 😂 Discovering Abdul El-Sayed, senator-elect from Michigan. How to deal with a racist 👇
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I can't believe literally 10 hours of this happened last night
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