Used to fold clothes, now attend meetings for a living. Over exaggerator, underused midfielder. Soon to be Tommy Fleetwood fan account.
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Lionel Messi has just scored his 468th La Liga goal. To put that into some sort of context, it’s the same number as Alan Shearer and Wayne Rooney, the Premier League’s top two all-time leading scorers, COMBINED.
In 418 fewer games.
TNF... Packers fumble the ball on the first play of the game. Why am I even arsed sitting up for this.
Catch. The. Fucking. Ball.
Jordan Love would be considered an MVP candidate if these dickheads could catch.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
Kane probably third behind only Messi and KDB of this era when it comes to playing ludicrous passes that almost every single human alive doesn't even see, never mind can execute at such regularity.
This is what stats have done to this beautiful sport. Harry Kane winning the bdor is the worst bdor winner of my lifetime #MakeFootballGreatAgain
Hahahahahah Jordan Love has been battered all season without a roughing the passer call, and we're seeing shit like that given against us. Refs been more involved than I can ever remember any season.
Can any Green Bay player catch a ball? Can Green Bay find a kicker capable of making field goals from 30 yards?
If Pep wasn't so frigid and bald and just crossed the ball to Haaland 40 times a game we'd have won the league the last two seasons too
I'm currently going through the worst bout of disrupted sleep from our only child & I cannot even fathom how people actively choose for more than one atm, never mind 4-5... I like the idea of lots of grown up kids, multiple infants sounds horrendous right about now though.
