@fountinsofwayne

you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

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In all frankness hell will be too good a fate for them
Congolesa Rice@judeinlondonMay 21
I want every single terf to know that nobody will miss you when you die. Not even your kids. Your contribution to society is nothing but cruelty and you’ll all burn in hell
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chatgpt killed another person
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Paradise by John Prine on Apple Music

Song · 1971 · Duration 3:14

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Sagar Trika@BlazersBySagar22h
Disrespectful to Himesh Patel, I’m actually extremely irked by this!
Film Updates
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The actors of ‘THE ODYSSEY’ being submitted for Oscar consideration: Matt Damon - Best Actor Anne Hathaway and Samantha Morton - Best Supporting Actress Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, and John Leguizamo - Best Supporting Actor
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he’s not even the hottest guy on the pitt
Pop Crave
@PopCrave13h
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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one of the most underrated bands of the 21st century
fyra@fyristicOct 23
explain your username.
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Free epic comeback to use
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Kazuya Mishima@IronFistKing_Oct 24
cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack for a gang of literal nobodies that operate out of a studio apartment that you only fight in a single side job
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sorry ethan klein cheated on his wife with who?
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hilarious to me that the americans are aware of the script
bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 26
when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 26
when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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Letter To Agony by Ben Kweller on Apple Music

Song · 2025 · Duration 5:05

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unrelated to the post but i think AM is wank
rhy$ 🐸@furitaosOct 26
side note: i love it when the "text" is cleverly hidden in the album cover
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the guy in the back looks like you’ve ai’d lionel messi onto bradley coopers face
ray 𓉸ྀི@binarysvnsOct 25
that’s my family!!!
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lesbiana beatriz@beatrizteeOct 25
quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
Ukviewtime
@UKViewTimeOct 24
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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Who is this Esther lady who’s making all my clothes and has multiple romantic partners?
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j.b. exte@jbexteOct 25
saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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In the boys defence, if I was out in the garden with the lawnmower and her mum came out straight from the shower to tell me I missed a spot I would also think that I was in there
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Andy Malafarina@andymalafarinaOct 25
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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That set list is… something
Vivahate72@vivahate72Oct 26
The Strokes in Newcastle tonight, shame they couldn’t be arsed to play the last three songs on the setlist.
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ash@AshwinRaman_Oct 26
NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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