They say behave. I say be brave.
Wonderland, Florida
Joined July 2009
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In the 90s, you could say "ex-squeeze me" instead of "excuse me" and get a laugh. It was wild.
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Age demarcation point:
Those under a certain age associate Richard Gere with being an actor and those over that age associate him with a randy gerbil.
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Some of you never had your mom throw away your best porno mag and it shows.
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do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?
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You got autism from Tylenol. I got erectile dysfunction from White Castle. We are not the same.
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What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.