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Joined April 2022
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Hey there empty Twitter, come out to my show tomorrow night in San Francisco!
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Another great visit to the Anderson Center for Hair. Been about 1 year since @KenAndersonMD operated and what a transformation it’s been! Gotta take care of his work so I stay up with my maintenance!
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JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."
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Jordan Peele Announces New Movie 'STICKS' Where White People Beat Black People With Sticks (The Sticks Are A Metaphor For Racism) buff.ly/2hzrz69
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Marc Maple retweeted
We treat tragedy like gambling, most of us are commenting and posting in hopes that our thoughts will go viral. We should be ashamed of ourselves. If this post gets 100 likes I will post a photo of my wife’s tits. 🇺🇸
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Yesterday was a crazy day, thankfully we can all move on and enjoy 9/11
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Saying people shouldn’t murder people is now a controversial take. What a world.
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Fuck Dave Portnoy
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She looks like she’s gonna get rid of Toon Town
Melania Trump's Inauguration outfit was ________
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RIP Bob Uecker
RIP Bob Uecker Norm & Artie’s Uecker story on the Stern Show is one of my favorite stories in the history of the show
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Marc Maple retweeted
Dumbass of the Year Award @Tim_Walz
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Juan Soto Retires From Professional Baseball To Play For The New York Mets buff.ly/3OLWyb6
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Telling my kids this was Opie & Anthony
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Marc Maple retweeted
Just a quick reminder to please make everything about politics. Nothing else matters. Experiences with your friends should account for nothing, the only factor to consider is who they voted for. Remember - YOU see things clearly and they are ill-informed and stupid.
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patrick Mahomes caught on a hot mic asking a ref if they can let him know when a defender is close to him. This is INSANE.
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Most losses as starting QB thru: 4 seasons: David Carr 43 5 seasons: David Carr 53 6 seasons: David Carr 56 7 seasons: Derek Carr 63 8 seasons: Derek Carr 70 9 seasons: Derek Carr 79 10 seasons: Derek Carr 87 11 seasons: Derek Carr and Archie Manning 91
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Marc Maple retweeted
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Iron Shiek is funny as hell 😭😭😭 he HATED Macho Man. Can’t believe he fell for this guy doing a macho man impression 💀
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Marc Maple retweeted
Crackers love AB AB loves Crackers 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾 #CTESPN
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