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I’m on Twitter to lie. Edible Enthusiast. Comedian. 🍃 #AtomicEdibles

Joined June 2009
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"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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I know a crackhead when I see one 🤣
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Not a single twankle or glisten
MONEYBAGG YO shows off his insane jewelry collection and $500,000 cash while PAYING HOMAGE to JEEZY, WAYNE AND BOOSIE 🫡🔥💎💰‼️
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They callin a nigga Unk now 👴🏾
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Replying to @_EStarr47
iKrave was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later
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China figured out how to run a data center without touching your water supply. Ours just drink 30 million gallons and pay zero fines.
China put a data center under the sea powered by offshore wind and cooled by the ocean. It uses no fresh water. Almost no one is talking about it.
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I love Halloween..... Yall entire ass be out lol
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Gerdies
Glorilla dresses up as Ciara for Halloween 😍 #CelebsLoveCiara
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What neighborhood they do this in?
Ngl I’m getting snatched up 😩😭
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From half court 😭😭😭
Might be the funniest sht I’ve seen this week. My boy WENT for it.
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Ok we got the treats, now it's time to trick?
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Always a good time
being drunk at waffle house >
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Lizzo dresses up as Dolly Parton for Halloween.
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Wonder what it took to scare the hoes back in the day
Cocaine was good asf this night 😭
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omg do yall see the way she opened that water bottle? put her down now😭
Chrisean Rock has been practicing her table manners after seeing Blueface take Nevaeh to a MICHELIN-STAR restaurant
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