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Replying to @Sargon_of_Akkad
If the Gooners are the first of the English to rise...
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Replying to @Tablesalt13
If any philosophy is going to underpin a world government, the least bad choice is the US constitution.
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Replying to @TomPark1n
We really need to wall that shithole off.
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Replying to @MedakVetCanada
Counter-intuitive, cold, and possibly downright psychopathic though it might be: stories like this make what comes next, a lot easier to swallow.
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Replying to @AverageSizeAndy
Well, it is practically Canada, and we know our cocoa.
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Replying to @AverageSizeAndy
Yup. That is upstate NY alright.
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I aint touching it, you touch it.
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You know he was double fisting the sample tray, and was startled when it looked like someone else might take one.
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And I was totally paying those strippers so they could buy books for nursing college.
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Replying to @ThisIsWillAdams
Wow. This is what Norman Bates' bedroom would look like if they rebooted the movie "for modern audiences". Of course, he would be the heroine.
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Hit the light switch and Captain Kirk's fight music plays
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Replying to @AverageSizeAndy
I mean... you have room to mount a TV in there, so you never miss a sportsball ...pitch?
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Replying to @mnsibley
My go-bag has cash. Sell by dates are just fine. Checking my gear for rattle and shine. Sibley's pushing buttons, again.
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Replying to @IanRunkle
Do NOT beef with Chicago Italians, Runkle. I dont care who's pot of gold they took.
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Ah, see that was terrible advice. You advise them to use a cane for stability in these upsetting times. Then you go find one from Cold Steel [cheapest] or someplace in Europe [stylish, but not budget friendly. No, not one with a sword in it, those are dumb.
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Replying to @SpencerFernando
I dont think they are, mate.
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Bold of you to assume the quota includes White Men.
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Cant. Persona Non Grata. Might send you my wife and The Boy to watch over for a bit, I will be staying here, doing what I do best; being the whole problem.
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Replying to @irgarner
@MillennialWoes Can you give this guy a tour?
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Replying to @IanRunkle
Piety tough talk for someone who has never tried to give a cat a bath.
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