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Software Developer, Improvisor, Knight of the @RolledTable, Dad. (he/him)

Joined February 2021
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Had a layover in Munich (@MUC_Airport), and apparently all the baggage handlers just walked off, so now we’re without the bulk of our luggage (with all our cold weather clothes) for some indeterminate amount of time. Unacceptable.
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X? Ridiculous. Are they still called “tweets”, or are we calling them “extensions” or something? So dumb.
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We have an all new Super Geeked Up ready for your eye and ear holes this fine Wednesday evening. We have @MattMesserman with us to talk about speedsters, Superhero Sound Effects, Transformers, & Super Chats! Join the LIVE chat & share in the fun! youtube.com/live/T28yRCF3ywk…
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Autocorrect just changed “from teams and individuals” to “from trams and individuals”, and I’m just trying to figure out just exactly how much of a loner my phone thinks I am, that I would be more likely to say “trams” than “teams”. #IntrovertProblems
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Happy Thursday! Only a few more days until Christmas, so we got this gift for you, just in time. An all new Super Geeked Up with podcaster @MattMesserman from Knights of the Rolled Table as we play some awesome, geeky, improv games & more! Have a watch! youtube.com/live/mSGjK4A2glk
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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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One thing I’ll “miss” about Twitter is watching acquaintances slowly fall down the far-right pipeline until I have to block them. This is only possible because the app shows me their likes and RTs even after I ask it to stop. Stop being so gullible, guys (it’s always men).
Mastodon, Hive, whatever we pick, can someone just wake me up when we’ve settled on one thing?
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Weird how literally every single promoted tweet that's showing up in my feed is either from Musk, himself, or someone defending him. Sure that's just a coincidence, though.
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
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Conspiracy theory time: @elonmusk is intentionally sabotaging Twitter because it was a useful communication/coordination tool for anti-capitalists and anti-fascists. #TwitterShutdown
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😂🤣 didn’t see the date, at first
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When we go, we go together. The #Artemis team wants to thank everyone who helped us along the way toward the first launch of the @NASA_SLS rocket and @NASA_Orion.
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If anyone wants more of my thoughts on what’s going on on Twitter, here you go.
If software engineers ever want an example for why we should unionize, @elonmusk‘s “Twitter 2.0” email should be exhibit A.
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It’s amazing how blind to different ways of doing things some people are. Especially when it comes to bucking the norms put in place by capitalism. Things can be better if we’d stop doing everything the way “they’ve always been done”.
Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.
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Kamala The Wheels on The bus go round and round
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