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Software Developer, Improvisor, Knight of the @RolledTable, Dad. (he/him)

Joined February 2021
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We have an all new Super Geeked Up ready for your eye and ear holes this fine Wednesday evening. We have @MattMesserman with us to talk about speedsters, Superhero Sound Effects, Transformers, & Super Chats! Join the LIVE chat & share in the fun! youtube.com/live/T28yRCF3ywk…
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Happy Thursday! Only a few more days until Christmas, so we got this gift for you, just in time. An all new Super Geeked Up with podcaster @MattMesserman from Knights of the Rolled Table as we play some awesome, geeky, improv games & more! Have a watch! youtube.com/live/mSGjK4A2glk
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Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
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I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
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When we go, we go together. The #Artemis team wants to thank everyone who helped us along the way toward the first launch of the @NASA_SLS rocket and @NASA_Orion.
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Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.
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Kamala The Wheels on The bus go round and round
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as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days
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(Carnac voice): Name a West, a pest and a future arrest
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"Code is like humor. When you have to explain it, it’s bad." — Cory House
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As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.
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We're just as fed up with #COVID19 as everyone else, but the pandemic, we're sorry to say, is not over: truthorfiction.com/the-covid…
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WHO ARE THESE IMMIGRANTS? The first and most important thing you should understand, these are LEGAL asylum seekers. They are not illegals. They are not undocumented. They have been given permission by our government to enter the US pending their official court date.
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The replies/quote tweets to this sadden me. The portrayal of the Hadozee in Spelljammer is without a doubt racist and a huge step backwards for the game. The community needs to stop denying this and start listening to those affected by harmful stereotypes.
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This is it! The finale of season 5 is up and it’s a supersized episode. Now is a perfect time to catch up. You’ll have a few weeks before season 6 starts. #dnd #dndpodcasts #podcast #ttrpg #liveplay
Trust when I say you don't want to catch covid it's not because I'm trying to be the big bad scary bitch, it's because I caught a "mild" case of chicken pox when I was 7 years old and my life has never been the same. You DO NOT want post viral complications.
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'Rodef' is a legal category in Judaism for someone/something on the way to kill a human being. Jewish law obligates us to stop a Rodef at any cost--up to and including taking their life. Thus, a pregnancy that endangers life is considered a Rodef and *must* be terminated. 8/
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