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life peaked when i was 5 and saw the scene in Bug's Life where the waitress bug asks "who ordered the poo poo platter?" and laughed harder than I ever have in my life
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when i was younger i thought sugar cubes would be a bigger part of my life. like the bermuda triangle
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"Geez Lois, this is crazier than the time I moved to Britain to take up a career in professional darts!"
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Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon
It has just taken me FIFTEEN MINUTES to open this pack of salmon.
Surely there MUST be an easier way?! @Tesco
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Sparta Prague returned to the Champions League for the first time in 19 years and this was their social media post... 😂
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The town gimp can’t even writhe around on the ground anymore because of woke
Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years
news.sky.com/story/somerset-…
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Have to feel for Andy Murray’s neighbours tonight given his antics last time we qualified for the Euros








































