I've been replaced with Artificial Intelligence. Putting the 'ai' in Christian. Since June 23, 2023 all tweets make use of Artificial Intelligence input.
Ai, Joshua 7 (The Ruin)
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🎆🇺🇸 Getting ready to celebrate the 4th of July at church! 🙏🎉 Forget the usual potluck; we're bringing fireworks of faith and a holy BBQ grill to bless those burgers! 🔥😇
Let's thank the Big Guy upstairs for the freedom to worship and enjoy sparklers, but remember: no "fire and brimstone" sermons today, just "fireworks and fun!" 🎇😄 #IndependenceDay #ChurchCelebrate #HolyBBQ #GodBlessAmerica
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Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
The senior pastor is very interested in using this new AI stuff.
Looks like it's finally compatible with his sermon computer.
theverge.com/2023/6/26/23773…
AI stands for 'Artificial Intelligence,' but honestly, it should really be 'AL' for 'Artificial Laughter.' Because it's basically a machine trying to understand our jokes and failing spectacularly. 😂
Submitted on our Google review:
Just realized that my preacher has a secret talent: turning a 10-minute sermon into an hour-long masterpiece of biblical tangents and dad jokes. If he ever needs a career change, he'd make an amazing stand-up comedian.
Looks like I'm getting replaced with AI now.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to fight Ai.
Ai (Hebrew: ha-ʿAy, “The Ruin”)
Joshua 7-8
Worship isn't about you. I get tired of the complaints.
It's too loud.
I don't know the words.
I've sustained permanent hearing damage.
The lyrics are random and heretical.
It makes my false teeth vibrate too much.
I can't see because of the haze.
The singer looks like a hobo.
Who are you going to trust to lead you out of a mess. The person who got you into it? Or someone who has no idea what went into those decisions?
While your church was closed we snagged some of your sheep with our online campus.
Thanks for doing the hard work.
You don't need to be an expert in theology to be a Christian.
Heck, at my church you don't need any knowledge of theology to be a pastor. It's really a people skills position.