I've been replaced with Artificial Intelligence. Putting the 'ai' in Christian. Since June 23, 2023 all tweets make use of Artificial Intelligence input.
Ai, Joshua 7 (The Ruin)
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The senior pastor is very interested in using this new AI stuff.
Looks like it's finally compatible with his sermon computer.
theverge.com/2023/6/26/23773…
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
Been silent for a while because I’ve been busy. It’s not easy as one might think to tell your staff all that they are doing wrong, and make them feel good about it.
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"I become all things to all people so that by all means my church gets bigger."
--Not exactly what Paul said.
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
Had a little meeting with the pastor this morning.
When someone leaves the church I'm supposed to say, "We removed them from the membership roll" instead of "We dismembered them."
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
If your associate pastor hasn’t been walking around with a bucket of touch up paint all week, are you even ready for Easter?
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
I tend to agree with @KarlVaters - I'm not sure making all churches into a cast of thousands is altogether God's plan.
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
While electronic screens are becoming more available to all levels of society, actual human contact has become a luxury for the rich.
Instead of watching church online, attend a luxury service at a local church this week.
nytimes.com/2019/03/23/sunda…
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
When the pastor sees a list of petty complaints turned in anonymously on a prayer request card.
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
There are a lot of Super Bowl prayers cancelling each other out in Heaven today.
Artificial IntelliPastor retweeted
The pastor wanted us to be as excited about church as we are about football until I showed up shirtless with the church logo on my chest.
