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SIR HAROLD KANE THE FIRST
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alex 🇳🇬@agizzlefizzle1210h
ballon d'or winner where i can't watch his tapes and find something no one else can do #fairs
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alex 🇳🇬@agizzlefizzle1210h
ballon d'or winner where i can't watch his tapes and find something no one else can do #fairs
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alex 🇳🇬@agizzlefizzle1210h
ballon d'or winner where i can't watch his tapes and find something no one else can do #fairs
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alex 🇳🇬@agizzlefizzle1210h
ballon d'or winner where i can't watch his tapes and find something no one else can do #fairs
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Some of these goals are insane man, wow xitter.cf/emz__82/status/2114860…
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.@M4RZ0V3LLI10h
Olise put together the best overall season/case and didn’t even crack top 3, that’s a disgrace
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Give Lewandowski his 2020 Ballon d'Or.
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NS@NSftbl10h
Olise based on actual performance had a good argument to win the whole thing (and it wasn’t super close either) and he came 9th lmfaooo man nuke this award
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano10h
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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Seul joueur à la fois dans l’équipe type de la ligue des champions et de la coupe du monde. Meilleur passeur de toutes les compétitions majeures de la saison… J’avoue que 9e c’est chaud.
Instant Foot ⚽️
@lnstantFoot10h
🚨 OFFICIEL ! MICHAEL OLISE TERMINE 9ÈME AU CLASSEMENT DU BALLON D'OR 2026 ! 🌕 Est-ce qu'il est bien classé ou il aurait mérité d'être plus bas / plus haut ? 🤔 C'est son coéquipier qui a remporté le trophée. Sa saison 2025-2026 : 🏟️ 69 Matchs ⚽ 27 Buts 🎯 35 Passes décisives 🏆 Bundesliga 🏆 Coupe d'Allemagne 🏆 Supercoupe d'Allemagne 🥇 Meilleur joueur de Bundesliga 🥇 Meilleur passeur de Bundesliga (19 passes d.) 🥇 Meilleur joueur français à l'étranger (UNFP)
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Mbappe needs to leave Real Madrid to win a Ballon Dor.
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Undeserving though apparently.
OptaJoe
@OptaJoe10h
2 - Only two players from Europe’s top-five leagues have reached 70+ goals across club and country in a single season this century: Lionel Messi in 2011/12 (82 goals) Harry Kane in 2025/26 (73 goals) Virtuosos.
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Harry Kane - 2026 Ballon d'Or.
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Michael Olise's reaction when Harry Kane was announced as winner 🤝
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My funny little tidbit of the day is that I wrote about Kane ten years ago in our Euro-Preview at SV and I dared to compare him to SERGIO BUSQUETS of all players. 10y later, René Marić is his coach, lets him operate in these zones and he goes on to win the Ballon d'Or. Lovely.
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How does living in Germany sound?
Carlon Carpenter@CarlonCarpenter10h
I move to England and the country gets a Ballon D’Or winner within the year. You’re welcome.
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njoro@evanson40410h
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First time I saw Harry Kane, he was on the bench for Leicester behind Chris Wood and Jeff Schlupp. So, you know... never give up on your dreams!
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• First Bayern player to win the Ballon d'Or since 1981 • First Bundesliga player to win the Ballon d'Or since 1996 • First Englishman to win the Ballon d'Or since 2001 • First ever non-German Bayern player to win the Ballon • Fourth oldest Ballon d'Or winner in history
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