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Hopefully, I'll be in the White House next year. Unless you'd prefer I be somewhere else. http://t.co/Rv9v2wZ1jz

Joined February 2012
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Can you put your Fleshlight in the dishwasher? Asking for a friend.
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RT @badbrandtweets: RT @Popcorn_Brand We definitely heard a pop. #BadBrandTweets #SB48
RT @SportsBar_Brand He would have needed wings to stop that pass. Boneless wings from @SportsBar_Brand. #BadBrandTweets #SB48
RT @Restaurant_Brand: No matter who wins tonight game, dinner’s on us. #BadBrandTweets #SuperBowl
RT @Car_Brand Hey fuck you, @Beer_Brand and @Soda_Brand, nobody out Americas us.
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RT @Truck_Brand Wow, he just trucked right over him as if he was driving our full-size with leather interior and GPS nav. #BadBrandTweets
RT @Restaurant_Brand He would have needed wings to catch that pass! Someone should tell him to swing by our place to pick up a few dozen.
RT @Car_Brand Peyton has so much ground to cover, he’ll need one of our 100 MPG hybrids! #BadBrandTweet #SuperBowl
RT @Snack_Brand More like Percy Starvin’ for some snacks. That’s why he was in a hurry! #BadBrandTweets #SuperBowl
RT @Shipping_Brand Percy Harvin makes returns look almost as easy as we do! #BadBrandTweets #SuperBowl
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The failed assassination of the Bulgarian Prime Minister just underscores the need for greater education about gun maintenance. #NRATips
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All kidding and partisanship aside, VOTE! It's our great privilege as Americans.
Just in time for the election, my Mitt-Flops!!! cafepress.com/mittflopflipfl… /cc @MittFlops @MittRomney @TeamRomney @cafepress
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Introducing Mitt-Flops. Right foot conservative, left foot liberal! Mitt-Flops.com
My thoughts and prayers go out to 53% of you. #MittStormTips #Sandy
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I assume that Sandy is short for Sanford, a man's name. #MittStormTips #Sandy
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In light of the storm we should cancel all early voting. Especially in and around major urban centers. #MittStormTips #Sandy
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