Florida first, America only. 9th amendment activist.
Florida, USA
Joined January 2021
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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader
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Don’t understand the concept of an “election night watch party” at all. Election night is not for socializing. It’s for looking at your phone and throwing up
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“That guy’s the best general. Put him in charge of the troops.”
“But he’s the enemy’s general, sir.”
“Oh, didn’t realize you hate meritocracy.”
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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Final Senate Predictions by Margin:
🟥 FL - Moody+5.0
🟥 MS - Hyde-Smith+4.8
🟥 SC - Graham+4.3
🟥 NE - Ricketts+3.4
🟥 IA - Hinson+2.5
🟥 KS - Marshall+1.8
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🟦 TX - Talarico+0.8 (Flip)
🟦 OH - Brown+1.1 (Flip)
🟦 AK - Peltola+1.5 (Flip)
🟦 ME - Jackson+2 (Flip)
🟦 MI - Abdul+2.3
🟦 NH - Pappas+8.2
🟦 GA - Ossoff+9.4
🟦 NC - Cooper+10 (Flip)
🟦52/48🟥 (Dems flip the senate)
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Seeing people talk about this plane crash has convinced me how 930 people could be persuaded to drink cyanide laced Flavor Aid.
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DEBATE SETTLED: This is an F4 Phantom from at least 4 separate angles hitting a concrete wall.
It vaporizes and disperses immediately. This is not new. Everything is not a conspiracy.
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The plane crash brain dead morons who need everything to be a conspiracy to push some weird agenda expect
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"I'd like the $39 oil change you have posted on the sign out front and I have a coupon here for $10 off."
"Sure thing. That'll be $85.99."
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The amount of non trick or treat houses this year is abysmal. Buy the damn candy, turn the light on, and quit doing the trunk or treat.
Get your ass out here and keep the dream alive for the kids. Bunch of lazy bastards
