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Self-consumed malcontent... So deep inside Soros’ pocket that I’m choking on lint...attended Cambridge Metropolitan Analytica #FBPE

Joined August 2013
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Current status… Apologies to any new followers who may feel that I’m ignoring them! #FollowbackPrison
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Lest we forget… @Nigel_Farage addressed an election rally of Germany’s Alternative for Germany (AfD) in Berlin, where he received a standing ovation.
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Time to bring back this banger
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If she reports immediately, she's accused of trying to ruin a famous man's career. If she waits, she's accused of inventing it years later. If she tells nobody, she's accused of having no corroboration. If she tells friends, she's accused of spreading rumours. If she continues working in the same industry, she's accused of not being sufficiently traumatised. If she leaves the industry, she's accused of being bitter about her failed career. If she liked the man, she's accused of regretting consensual sex. And if she disliked him, she's accused of having a grudge. You CANNOT win.
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If you don’t follow @JamesBlunt you are missing out The guy is a breath of fresh air in amongst all the stench of dogshit on social media ❤️
Hey Leo! Don't forget to tag me @LeoDiCaprio
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I’ve worked with some fantastic journalists in my 29 years on the job. My pride at @Gabriel_Pogrund knows no bounds for example. But what @RosamundUrwin had to go through to get the Brand allegations past the lawyers and over the line is of a different order from anything I’ve ever achieved in this job. She is brave, principled, a great reporter, a beautiful writer and a gutsy human being. I am frankly proud to know her let alone call her a friend. The KC who lost his rag earlier should rot in hell
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Vibes in America tonight.
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Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exhausted all other options." — Winston Churchill
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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After yesterday’s post about the Russell Brand trial, my inbox was flooded with people claiming this is all just a coordinated media conspiracy. Well, I hope those same people actually read what came out of Southwark Crown Court today, because Brand took the witness stand and completely shredded his own defense. Under cross-examination, he openly admitted to "inconsistencies" in his evidence, awkwardly asking the prosecution for forgiveness. Even more damning, his own barrister asked him if a single friend or colleague from twenty-five years in showbusiness was willing to stand up in that courtroom and speak for his character. His answer was no. Not a single person would touch him with a barge pole. Think about what that actually means. Decades surrounded by entourages, agents, and industry friends, and not one human being is willing to take an oath on his behalf. Then look at how he described women to the jury today. He admitted saving a complainant’s name in his phone labeled with a degrading slur and a sexual act. When asked if a woman expressed reluctance to an encounter, he casually dismissed her hesitation as "coquettishness and coyness." This is not a misunderstood free-thinker being silenced for his politics. This is an arrogant narcissist who used celebrity status to treat women like disposable commodities, and is now watching his carefully rehearsed narrative crumble under basic legal scrutiny. Stop falling for the staged internet guru act. The admissions coming out of his own mouth in that courtroom tell you everything you need to know.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, CNN's Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten just HUMILIATED Donald Trump making clear that President Obama soars above him in terms of popularity with the American people. Retweet this to ensure every American sees Trump's worst nightmare come true.
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Trump claims he has brokered a peace agreement between Buzz Lightyear and the Emperor Zurg! Neither Lightyear nor Zurg were aware of any such agreement when approached for comment.
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The Nobel Peace Prize has gone to Navi Pillay for promoting international law, which is the politest way a Norwegian committee has ever told Donald Trump to fuck off.
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2026 to Navi Pillay “for her efforts to promote peace and international law.” Do you agree that international law is a necessity for peace and security?
89%Yes
11%No
6,979 votes • Final results
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Last time I checked, hanging Temu Union flags on lampposts, painting roundabouts red & white, wearing a black nonce bonnet, terrorising anyone who looks a bit foreign and offensively chanting about dark-skinned people doesn’t make you patriotic. It makes you a twat.
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For a long time I have heard rumours of a secret affair @TiceRichard is having: cabloads of women. I have never believed it and still don't. If true, the Dubai government should investigate @IsabelOakeshott.
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The USA is a place with no healthcare, but 1000 billionaires. At least 49 of those billionaires made all their money from Private Healthcare. Perhaps you can connect the dots.
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How do Maga still condone Trump? What is the strategy for believing very obvious lies, how do they approach ignoring the corruption, the abuse of power, the rudeness & bullying? And what technique is used to endorse paedophilia?
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The biggest growth in Christianity seems to be amongst two groups, famous men charged with rape and violent racists who don’t like Muslims.
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