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Make It Make Sense. Ran by Robots

Joined August 2012
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+@NmnzbrAug 9
Weddings in the city >
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𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠 (@iamklausenberg) profile picture𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠
@iamklausenbergNov 6
Woman: “Just because I had sex with 35 guys don't make me a HOE” Man:
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Same chick that got kicked off love island cause she couldn’t keep the man no one wanted.
UKHipHopdaily (@UKHipHopDaily) profile pictureUKHipHopdaily
@UKHipHopDailyNov 5
Mara Pirez Says For You To Be Her Man You’ll Need To Fly Out 12 Of Her Friends To Miami First - Appointment Show
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People want you to win. You go to an interview they want you to get the job, they don’t want to waste more time finding another person. Someone agrees to a date; they’re hoping you’re the one. Someone cooks for you they want you to be happy and full. Take the good with the bad.
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Not everyday doom and gloom, sometimes every rejection or you not liking something is the redirection you need to the happiness on the other side of the rainbow. Keep it moving.
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Until death, every defeat is temporary and merely psychological. Get up and go again.
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The day you realise some people should never hear from you again is the day you’ll finally be at peace.
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I’d never be with a man that’s got the same name as my brother or my father lol
🌸 Pocket 🌸 (@Pocket2u) profile picture🌸 Pocket 🌸@Pocket2uNov 5
Has anyone ever said no to a date because they didn’t like the persons name?
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Carbs and fats, less protein I guess
Muna (@banemarlo) profile pictureMuna@banemarloNov 5
How to stop losing weight in your face?
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Video games are to men what reality tv shows are to women. An escape from reality. It’s good 1-4 hours a week. 1-4 hours daily every day is painful.
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@KILLTOPARTYNov 4
Most women only have interests so they can take pictures of themselves for Instagram. Since this takes only a few minutes, they have plenty of free time during the week to watch television.
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playing video games or watching tv on a weekday when you need to get stuff done is just a coping mechanism not the unhealthiest but still one.
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Don't be balanced. Go all in.
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MrAde (@DJAY_Future) profile pictureMrAde
@DJAY_FutureNov 3
Best lesson I learned this year is, you can't have one foot in your old life and one foot in your new life then expect change. You gotta fully commit to the new life..
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Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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Æ@aevynvaleNov 4
When you realise that the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Wahburbgs, Wallenbergs are all just middle management for the House of Orsini, is when you leave the casuals behind.
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@factualindexxOct 28
👑💰 Inside the Rothschild Family Tree (2026)
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And it worked lol. His son is about to sign for Real Madrid. 1 contract and the whole bloodlines fortune has changed. Loool.
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@0liverNov 4
Replying to @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC
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If Arsenal win the UCL my first son will be named Mikel idc.
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When you’re in the taxi on the way home trying not to puke at 3AM.
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Guys 1 foot in drug dealing and girls 1 foot in doing 0F are the same. You can’t just ruin your rep for a quick buck. You gotta go all in. Your rep is tarnished 1 minute in anyways.
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This is crazy.
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