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blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports – at New York, NY
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If you can name a Morgan Wallen song you're getting sentenced to 5 years of hard labor in January.
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I have to be 29 years old and let you know it WAS… she was top 5 alt tumblr girl and I always have to let them know. I was there! This was all over the dashboard and that’s where the girls were getting their careers off to the races (iykyk). This is pre-TikTok/X era hunny
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i am so patriotic for my country (the great lakes region) (just the ones that touch lake michigan) (not indiana)
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everyone wants to be pursued and desired but few want to do the truly daring work of humiliating yourself to sever the endless wondering
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Luv twitter cause everyone swears to not gaf but almost every tweet is handing out a fuck 😭
OOP and others seem to misunderstand: you're not a loser for having a slick mouth, you're a loser for being a scary bitch who couldn't handle the consequences of said mouth and said "erm, I was just talking to my fwend...." Where was your boldness when it could have counted?
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As someone who bullshitted upward and only learned to study effectively once I reached graduate school, I need people to understand this isn't an immutable thing you cannot change about yourself.
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If you don't have an idea exactly like this ready to go if you ever meet a CBS exec, then I don't know what to tell you. Mine's one where barely reformed misanthrope Ebenezer 'Eb' Scrooge consults with the cops and works through victim's past, present, and future to solve murders
























