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Not Batman’s Dad

@NotBatmans

Jesus turns water into wine, I turn catalytic converters into cash.

Joined April 2022
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16 down 0 to go the Boston Celtics are your 2024 NBA Champions
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I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law. But I have had Christian nationalists spend my entire fucking life trying to make their Bible my problem.
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alex brasky
@alexbraskyNov 2
every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes neurosurgeon
NFL (@NFL) profile pictureNFL
@NFLNov 2
The kick is no good and the Broncos will take over down 3 👀 KCvsDEN on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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inner excellence fan@roidsuxOct 29
sixers fans are forced to flex our ring every single day for 20 points and 5 turnovers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jimm (@jimmmsbond) profile pictureJimm@jimmmsbondOct 28
Replying to @big_business_
Who has the MVP trophies again?
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mary@elaine_stritchOct 29
me in the Criterion Closet: u guys got Sky High
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@ChrisDokishOct 26
I still can’t get my head around the fact that Pat McAfee thinks he’s important enough to be assassinated.
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Steve Lawson🍂
@Steve_Lawson93Oct 27
We as a country don't hate Pat McAfee enough
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Teigen@JuddTLOct 26
Pat McAfee when he’s afraid he might get murdered
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Blake Spires@RealFakeBlakeOct 27
It’s so funny that every guy like Pat McAfee ends up being the most gigantic crybaby in history
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Doug Farrar ✍
@NFL_DougFarrarOct 26
get his ass back in the kitchen
Josh Dubow (@JoshDubowAP) profile pictureJosh Dubow
@JoshDubowAPOct 26
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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Charlie Jones is dog water
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Thomas Fidone legacy game
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aury🐞🚒@sandsadproseOct 21
Il ritorno di glee è il più grande segnale che il mondo è in crisi perche nessuna mente sana approverebbe il suo ritorno
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lei@leilurrrOct 21
what is mamdani going to do about ryan murphy
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I put too much garlic powder on my pizza and now Dracula won’t kiss me
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Ant
@GangOfCelticsOct 20
Crazy how PG is the only player I was impressed by today. Literally Everyone else was a letdown. On to the next
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White has been fucking awful all game too
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WHO is an assistant coach for the Pistons
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Tatum has been buns this whole game
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Duncan Robinson is a hoe
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@thrluvOct 18
“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”
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