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My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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Guy serenading me:
🎶 Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turns me on 🎶
Me *after belching loudly*
That’s beautiful
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Can't I'm currently knee deep in the insane conspiracy theory of was it a missile or learjet
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Like fuck no X, I'm not adding my fucking bday and you'll never have my fucking phone number
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i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'
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having a panic attack after sending a text even tho its to someone who is my friend and probably doesnt randomly hate me for contacting them BUT WHAT IF????
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Twin Flames
come close
closer
no
you
came too close
that's on you
can't follow
my direction
useless
🔥
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Sorry algorithm engineers I don’t think I’m going to have time to build a solar powered farm house with its own water system and store 5yrs of food and ammo in time for the election.













