Shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings

Joined March 2022
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I'll never forget you, Seasoning Girl. 🥲
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Milton Friedman, Nobel Prize-winning economist, once went through the major U.S. government departments and said which ones should stay and which should go: • Department of Agriculture: Abolish • Department of Commerce: Abolish • Department of Defense: Keep • Department of Education: Abolish • Department of Energy: Abolish (move the nuclear/military piece under Defense) • Department of Health and Human Services: Cut in half (limited public health role only) • Department of Housing and Urban Development: Abolish • Department of the Interior: Sell off most government land, and abolish • Department of Justice: Keep • Department of Labor: Abolish • Department of State: Keep • Department of Transportation: Abolish • Department of Treasury: Keep (to collect taxes) • Department of Veterans Affairs: Pay veterans off, and abolish Result: roughly 14 departments down to about 4–5. Government’s real jobs, he said: defend the country, keep the peace, and protect people from being coerced by others. Everything else is outside its proper role.
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The “Down by the Bay” nursery rhyme is psychotic. This mf is never going home again because his mom might say something annoying.
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You’re an adult? Prove it. Make babies right now!
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This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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the first rule of prison is to be yourself and have fun
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I only hit the cache when it deserves it
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ohno what if retiring root certs bencomes necessary or even—@eigenrobot, do you see what im seeing?
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Rich Young Man: "Master, what shall I do that I may inherit eternal life?" Jesus: "Go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me." Sola Scriptura Guy: "Don't listen to him! He may be God, but He's preaching works-based salvation! You must not listen to this man!"
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Info for Canadians Under 30 Combined ranking: median income after taxes: 1 Massachusetts $104,828 2 New Jersey $104,294 3 Maryland $102,905 4 Hawaii $100,745 5 California $100,149 6 New Hampshire $99,782 7 Washington $99,389 8 Colorado $97,113 9 Utah $96,658 10 Connecticut $96,049 11 Alaska $95,665 12 Virginia $92,090 13 Delaware $87,534 14 Minnesota $87,117 15 New York $85,820 16 Oregon $85,220 17 Rhode Island $83,504 18 Illinois $83,211 19 Vermont $82,730 20 Arizona $81,486 21 Idaho $81,166 22 Nevada $81,134 23 Georgia $79,991 24 Texas $79,721 25 North Dakota $77,871 26 Florida $77,735 27 Pennsylvania $77,545 28 Wisconsin $77,488 29 South Dakota $76,881 30 Maine $76,442 31 Nebraska $76,376 32 Wyoming $75,532 33 Kansas $75,514 34 Iowa $75,501 35 Montana $75,340 36 North Carolina $73,958 37 Michigan $72,389 38 South Carolina $72,350 39 Ohio $72,212 40 Tennessee $71,997 41 Indiana $71,959 42 Missouri $71,589 43 New Mexico $67,816 44 Alabama $66,659 45 Oklahoma $66,148 46 Kentucky $64,526 47 Arkansas $62,106 48 🇨🇦 Alberta $62,269 49 Louisiana $60,986 50 West Virginia $60,798 51 Mississippi $59,127 52 🇨🇦 Ontario $58,035 53 🇨🇦 British Columbia $55,334 54 🇨🇦 Saskatchewan $55,115 55 🇨🇦 Manitoba $52,560 56 🇨🇦 Quebec $50,224 57 🇨🇦 Newfoundland and Labrador $49,640 58 🇨🇦 Prince Edward Island $48,107 59 🇨🇦 New Brunswick $47,523 60 🇨🇦 Nova Scotia $46,866
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If the Tempurpedic logo doesn’t make you horny, you are porn brained
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If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇
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I would, but you turned off replies. Also I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Can someone explain to me what just happened in Canada
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Unreleased comic from early this year
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banksy stole my idea
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I made pork and beans and no one will eat it with me. Saddest day ever.
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
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It would seem that the maxim “bros before hoes” is contrary to right reason, for a man’s beloved is due a greater share of his affection by virtue of their intimacy. I answer that…
Guys I genuinely might have a problem: my girlfriend has us together as her phone wallpaper, but mine is still St. Thomas and I lowkey don’t want to change it. What do I do.
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Perhaps underappreciated...
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