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i tell bad jokes 🇩🇴🇵🇷

Joined October 2013
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sometimes i fake mania too, you just never know
ngl i be faking peace i'm losing my shit at 8am sometimes
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🇩🇴Dominicans are embarrassing themselves on an international stage. They're becoming a joke. The whole world is laughing at them.
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I lied, saving it for a #Date on make it happen #Monday
Fresh Shave Friday
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I ordered a McGriddle & I got a McMuffin I’m bouta KILL MYSELF !!!!
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Fresh Shave Friday
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Everyone getting their bitch back but me ok
Playboi Carti and Gio are officially back together ❤️‍🩹
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Ji the prince lookalike competitions be happening at the percent
They really letting anybody become cops now fr fr
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Albanian General Manager with receding hairline is threatened by Afro Latino (bald) man because he knows his labor rights and also reads
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MTA got signal blockers in them tunnels targeted at me, I am #Convinced
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“you got it” is so freeing like nah you really got it
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We got your back, New York!
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Just here to show yall my Dave Chappelle anchor man costume :)
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I just received the hellfire missile of bird shits wtf dawg
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Sons face was like “😀😧😧🙁” #DrugTest 😭😂😂
N.O.R.E almost did this man filthy but kept it positive
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Mel retweeted
sober facts is so corny i hate that ya take liking to gimmicky ass people so quickly lmao stop being easily impressed he has no consistent message at all
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I work at a pizza shop in the east village and my chef told me everyone hates this spot because of how over priced it is my problem is that he took time out of his day to spend the money and then instead of giving the food away he threw it on the ground . And also as a line cook this doesnt hurt the business it hurts the ones who put in labor into it. Theres literally nothing funny about wasting food. He’s CORNY. Like we get the message but the delivery is fucking CORNY.
Transplants make excellent pizza, while salty natives throw it on the floor in a city where people sleep hungry. Yeah it's not for the people, it's made by Michelin star chefs, it's for the elites, and your resentful antics aren't funny, either. So cringe.
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A white woman just offered me a seat on the train maybe 57 seconds ago
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I go Margiela Shox ACG
sneakers from shine lux studios “TARGA” collection
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