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Joined October 2013
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sometimes i fake mania too, you just never know
ngl i be faking peace i'm losing my shit at 8am sometimes
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I ordered a McGriddle & I got a McMuffin I’m bouta KILL MYSELF !!!!
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Everyone getting their bitch back but me ok
Playboi Carti and Gio are officially back together ❤️‍🩹
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“you got it” is so freeing like nah you really got it
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Just here to show yall my Dave Chappelle anchor man costume :)
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Mel retweeted
sober facts is so corny i hate that ya take liking to gimmicky ass people so quickly lmao stop being easily impressed he has no consistent message at all
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I work at a pizza shop in the east village and my chef told me everyone hates this spot because of how over priced it is my problem is that he took time out of his day to spend the money and then instead of giving the food away he threw it on the ground . And also as a line cook this doesnt hurt the business it hurts the ones who put in labor into it. Theres literally nothing funny about wasting food. He’s CORNY. Like we get the message but the delivery is fucking CORNY.
Transplants make excellent pizza, while salty natives throw it on the floor in a city where people sleep hungry. Yeah it's not for the people, it's made by Michelin star chefs, it's for the elites, and your resentful antics aren't funny, either. So cringe.
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Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Mel retweeted
This why I sag a lil
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how do you ask for a hand, i give you an arm and you outside being a leg?
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dominican restaurant in miami has an lsraeli flag on the wall
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Boss changed the dress code I been at the office dressed like 2013 Russell Westbrook
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i need to grow up and stop bein excited by women who seem like they belong in Arkham Asylum (i need to be lobotomized)
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someone put a stake through my heart i cant keep livin like dis 💔💔
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