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sushi chef 🍣 || deli chef || Chef πŸ‘©β€πŸ³ || baker πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³ mixologist 🍹||wizkid 🐐 || CR7 || Man United || meme lover || cruise ||

Joined August 2023
Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)Photo by chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ (@ParodyChef)
_ @officialEFCC I’m broke and I need money to pay rent by next month, can you guys borrow me 400k from the money efcc recovered from embezzlers ? I will pay back 15k every month for 2 years
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
Wizkid & Asake’s β€œJogodo” is the only Nigeria song to make it to the Apple Music Best songs of 2026.🀯πŸ”₯ Grammy worthyπŸ‘€
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
the last time wey i happy last na when zenith lock my account
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
i love titties sm😭
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
el nino el traffic el darkness el tinubu elppppp
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
they are so useless
They look so ridiculous 🫩
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
You wey wan vote Peter obi,you are not wasting vote?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ologbon di ori eja muπŸ˜‚
Yoruba people funny dieπŸ˜‚ I’ll vote for Seyi Makinde Go vote for am naw Waste your vote coz you’re tribalistic
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
I will like get into politics and run for presidential office one day
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
Sorry oo , but what's bad if someone wants to vote for Seyi Makinde ?? Why should such person be insulted ? 😭
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You no sabi good thing
β€œIt can happen to anyone” Bro I no fit lick obough
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
My biggest fear of reality is that tinubu will win the second term election
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
That’s because food prices have gone through the roof.
The tradition of cooking food to share with people around when roofing a house has finally gone extinct
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
πŸš¨πŸ‡«πŸ‡· - BREAKING: Leny Yoro has been CALLED UP for the France National Team again by Zidane.
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
I have a dream 🀭
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
We no see all these ones for Okwudili retirement πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano pra sempre meu ídolo ❀️
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
jogodo #18 apple music best song 2026. crazy hit
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
β€œIf you vote Seyi Makinde, you’re wasting votes” okay, shey if all of us come together and vote him, won’t he win?
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Yoruba people funny dieπŸ˜‚ I’ll vote for Seyi Makinde Go vote for am naw Waste your vote coz you’re tribalistic
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
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Yoruba people funny dieπŸ˜‚ I’ll vote for Seyi Makinde Go vote for am naw Waste your vote coz you’re tribalistic
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
Oro asiere
₦2,000 can feed you at a β€˜mama put’ in Nigeria, but $1 cannot buy you anything in the US β€” Sen. Oshiomhole says
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chef_Dan πŸ‘¨πŸΎβ€πŸ³πŸ¦…β€οΈ retweeted
Two consecutive French squad call ups for Leny Yoro. Please the club must get it right with him and Mainoo cos we can’t keep wasting generational talents.
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