C-MAC Daddy

In the next 24 hours, I will be undergoing a bilateral salpingectomy (surgical removal of my Fallopian tubes) for the sole purpose of permanent sterilisation. I'm 25. I'm unmarried. I've never been pregnant. I never want children. I'm so happy to have fought for this choice.

... what is going on in American medical training

A little known fact about Coldplay's "Fix You" is that it's actually about Diwali. Lights will guide you home etc etc.

First impression(ist)? Nailed it

Between 30 and 31 I left a toxic relationship, found friends who would go to war for me, spent so much time doing arts and craft, got my dream job and moved into an apartment I love. I still do not have a headboard, so don't DM me.

My friend texted me to say he ran into my ex who went to confession every time he cheated on me and his hair looks terrible happy early birthday to meeee

Very chic to experience annual existential dread

Moving as an adult has had me say things like: "I had a really specific vision for the bin." And then go on a several hours long journey to find the bin.

I love moving apartments because it shows off both my strengths(1) and weaknesses(2). Namely: 1. Hamstrings 2. Commitment

I really hope the next man I date is actually nice to me on my birthday

The last thing a patient said to me this week before she went under anaesthesia was "Oh my word, you smell so nice." and I'm going to get that engraved on my urn.

Girl...