I had to open a new account today and by some sheer coincidence, the cheapest option available to me was the Bin Laden special. And so I have an Islamic account in my name now. So yeah, As-salamu alaykum zifebe zikaChumani 🤙🏾🤙🏾

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Radical Hope@Khuze_ElikhuluOct 27

You do know that you dont have to be Muslim to open an Islamic bank account.... right??

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VICO · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:05 AM UTC

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@Vicophobia01Oct 22

Hey big pharma: Can we please get our ADHD meds packaged like birth control? Some of us don’t know if we took our meds 🫠

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Mars · Oct 22, 2026 · 8:54 PM UTC

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@MarsadistOct 22

Wall street isn't really taking into account that shawty is an eenie-meanie-minie mo lover

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Supriya Ganesh · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:55 PM UTC

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Supriya Ganesh@SupriyaGaneshOct 21

Dentist explained something to me using a football metaphor. Truly have no idea what’s actually wrong with my teeth. They could be falling out of my head for all I know. Thoughts and prays 💜

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لا حولَ · Oct 17, 2026 · 11:04 PM UTC

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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 17

Friends with benefits and the benefit is that im your friend

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Lakyn Thee Stylist · Oct 17, 2026 · 7:01 AM UTC

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Lakyn Thee Stylist@OgLakynOct 17

N’saeed like it’s Arabic

Kyle@kylofoneOct 16

let's keep this discourse going, how are we all pronouncing NSAIDs

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Jake Hasan · Oct 16, 2026 · 12:27 PM UTC

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@TheJakeHasanOct 16

You guys should have been there for the skate park one

Doom Coming

@GetthebagcoachOct 15

Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know

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لا حولَ · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:44 PM UTC

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لا حولَ@IdgafwarvetOct 15

Drunk texting him off a Coke Zero

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Roger Wilco · Oct 15, 2026 · 11:58 PM UTC

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@RogerWilcoNHOct 15

Perfection

Merriam-Webster

@MerriamWebsterOct 15

Replying to @SKress7514

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locumRN♨️ · Oct 13, 2026 · 11:50 AM UTC

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locumRN♨️@oreziemlOct 13

"Are you seeing anyone?" Patients!!, I'm seeing patients

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Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ · Oct 11, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC

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Adéṣẹ̀tọ́@Illusionist_126Oct 11

Please put your clothes back on. I have just remembered that Dostoevsky wrote extensively about the consequences of poor impulse control, and I think we ought to honour his work.

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philosophy memes 🔗 · Oct 10, 2026 · 10:47 AM UTC

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philosophy memes 🔗

@philosophymeme0Oct 10

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josef k hole · Oct 8, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

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Image from josef k hole (@poeticdweller)

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Chris · Oct 7, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

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Chris@citehchrisOct 7

she’s like if a beautiful woman was my big dawg

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Jonathan · Oct 7, 2026 · 9:51 PM UTC

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Jonathan@jabberwock951Oct 7

Hospitals name your departments something comprehensible challenge. When I go to a new A&E I want to see three things - majors, minors and resus. If you tell me a patient is in the Fossberry-Whetworth Overnight Frailty Escalation Area I will not know what the fuck.

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