@Profpatsch

~ Kissed by a rose on the grey ~ Warrior / struggling / to remain / consequential (In my Raspberry Heaven〜) :: @curry_club_aux @OpenLabAugsburg

 Augsburg, mostly Europe
profpatsch.de/
Joined April 2009
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ES IST AUS. ES IST AUS UND VORBEI. ich klapp hier gleich zusammen #besterComicAllerZeiten #mussmanwissen
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老鐵 🇨🇳@laotie87Oct 27
Replying to @stronautovic
亲爱的德国人 我这里也有一个值得思考的问题：你们国家是建在美军基地上还是美军基地建在你们国家上。
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Azlen
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Dropping some caps- making a procedural system that creates and animates ornamental lettering
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echte ted
@RealiTedverlustOct 26
der eigentliche skandal beim türken - chinesen beef ist doch, dass chinesen es innerhalb einer woche geschafft haben auf 1000 witzige und kreative wege die türken aufs korn zu nehmen, während deutsche seit 50 jahren den selben ausgelutschten erkan & stefan „vallah isch schwör“-humor recyceln. innovation ist tot in deutschland, die chinesen haben sich mit der automobil-industrie und dem rassismus gegen türken die zwei größten grundpfeiler deutschlands unter den nagel gerissen. wir waren einst eine stolze nation.
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terminally onλine εngineer
@tekbogOct 26
wow this has many uses like package delivery
Praveen Kumar Verma
@Alacritic_SuperOct 25
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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MartyMcFly@MartyMcPhoenixOct 25
ich liebe das internet
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night of the living whalecrush@whalecrushOct 24
Replying to @Aella_Girl
The important question is what is Aella's Erdos number (allowing for sleeping with or publishing a paper with)?
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@nosilvervOct 23
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Neal Agarwal
@nealagarwalOct 22
Finally made an about page, it includes my heart rate neal.fun/about/
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Big Yobba Snake@BigYobbaSnakeOct 22
Жена сказала, что хочет "РЕОРГАНИЗОВАТЬ" мой ящик с бельем. Но я разбираюсь в корпоративном лицемерии и понимаю, что это значит... МАССОВОЕ СОКРАЩЕНИЕ
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nonchalant biharan@paanipoori101Oct 22
Narendra Modi
@narendramodiOct 22
Received a phone call from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. We reviewed the sustained momentum in our bilateral ties and reaffirmed our commitment to further strengthening our partnership. We also exchanged views on recent developments in West Asia and underscored the urgent need to restore peace and stability in the region. @netanyahu
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Zhub 🇨🇦@ZubZhubOct 22
In true hellish fashion it's hung too
@redaction
@redactionOct 21
>Heaven is an autocracy >Hell has a parliament
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Out Of Context Communism@OOCcommunismOct 22
feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
MagellanQuest 🇪🇺/acc
@MagellanQuestOct 22
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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Punished Tamale
@punishedvaqueraOct 22
I love vsauce
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Probably the best 9-5 rn
Wladimir van Wilgenburg
@vvanwilgenburgOct 21
Iran: More footage of the live actor playing a jailed Donald Trump in a mock prison cell in Tehran’s Tajrish Square - WANA
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PHP CEO@PHP_CEOOct 22
IS THE WEBSITE DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?
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man I know why I had a weird suspicion about Harari, he’s a pseudointellectual grifter lol
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@s4hvmOct 22
Saw this a few days ago and it’s put a worm in my brain. Can’t stop thinking about it.
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Daniel
@growing_danielOct 22
Chinese people are immense natural posters no wonder they censor so hard there
LeLe
@LeLeluaxOct 19
据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的，真的吗？🧐
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Extraltodeus
@ExtraltodeusOct 18
I came to realize people liked the french #slopcore without having the lyrics 😅 sorry! So here is a version with english subtitles!
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elp 🖤💙@ElpFillbotsOct 17
elp 🖤💙@ElpFillbotsOct 17
do you know the man that comes to sing every thursday
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wukko
@uwukkoOct 18
readme: fix typo Co-Authored-By: GNU nano 9.0 (UTF-8, EDITOR and VISUAL, guidestripe=72) <[email protected]> Co-Authored-By: Ghostty 1.3.1 (Metal renderer) <ghostty@localhost> Co-Authored-By: zsh 5.9 (arm64-apple-darwin26.0) <zsh@localhost> Co-Authored-By: Git 2.56.0 (Homebrew) <git@localhost> Co-Authored-By: Secretive (SSH_AUTH_SOCK) <secretive@localhost> Co-Authored-By: macOS Text Input (U.S. layout) <[email protected]> Co-Authored-By: Apple Internal Keyboard (built-in) <[email protected]> Co-Authored-By: APFS (sealed system volume, 4096-byte blocks) <[email protected]> Co-Authored-By: MacBook Pro (Mac17,6, MGED4B/A, Apple M5 Max, 18 CPU cores, 36 GB RAM, macOS 27.0.1 build 26A434) <[email protected]>
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