Mansquatch Memesmith

Something I just came up with. Enjoy. I call it: The fall of PidoMike and his ASC. We join our pathetic antagonist desperately trying to gain an ounce of the bravado he once claimed. It wasn't much, but it was all he had to convince himself that he could succeed where he had failed so many times before. PidoMike had dispatched his normal attacks against his hated enemies; poorly used movie quotes and references, but it had no effect. His opponents were far smarter, far wiser, and far more intelligent that our derelict antagonist. So, he declared his attempt at victory, a snide comment that he thought would land a glorious note and show him to be every bit of the hero he believed himself to be. "Now prepare the palace for my return!" Standing alone against a horde of true heroes, people who had out witted him, made him look foolish, had caused him to lose all his senses and nearly break down in tears as he raged to the few gathered to hear him. This time, it would be different! He looked around for his allies, antagonists that he had grouped with before. But the high-pitched fool their opponents called Tiabitch had already walked away. Having abandoned our pathetic antagonist to his own whims. Declaring from his own protected bubble "Leave me alone, go after him. I don't care what happens to him!" PidoMike then looked to his right, hoping to see the Wildebeest of shimmering Sparkles, but she had never once actually came to his aide, only worried about her own vanity and the slathering fools gawking at her manipulated pictures online. He desperately looked again, hoping that his true savior, his wall, his protector, Lord Glimmer! But once again, that ever-present shield was more worried about his own devices and creations to ever actually want to protect him. Surely, surely PidoMike's family would come to the rescue! He was blood to them. But then it dawned on our small, insignificant antagonist, that he had stated "Blood don't make you family. Fuck them!" The Matron, Tracy Parks, She was the one who had dubbed our antagonist "PidoMike" had been done with him for a while and had banished him to his lonely island where he now swam. It was then that PidoMike saw, the waters were dark and deep, the waves were starting to roll, and the storm above was gathering power. He cast his gaze to the heroes he had summoned to fight, and all of them laughed at him. Alone in the vast ocean. Seeing movement out of the corner of his eye, PidoMike turned and saw the first fin, then another, and another. The hungry maws of the Sektur Sharks were circling. Each one holding a smile that carries hundreds of razor-sharp teeth, each one ready to devour. "But... my palace" was all the weak antagonists could mutter as he saw the first wide open jaws lunge at him, ready to tear into and pull him under.