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The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Check Out Saturdays Reality Based: Rumble Revolution; Ep 45: Ethan Klein CHEATS, Bioware DIES, Bukele Vs Haitians & More w/@Reesh_101 @Slayeverygam3 @KreemsicleVT @NocturneEndless @Tepafray @RealAzureShady @Mave12ickGaming @Wolf46782 & @DJRonnieG at 8pm UK, 3pm East, Link Below.
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is getting roasted over the difference between its promo art and the actual in-game models.
The character looks great in the promotional artwork, then you see the in-game version and… yeah, the difference is pretty noticeable.
Fans are joking with “burger in the ad vs. the burger on your plate”
The developers have said they’re proud of the character designs, but the female characters designs are not near appealing as older games
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Protests erupt in Japan demanding the deportation of all illegal immigrants.
From Australia to Europe to Japan, citizens are uniting for remigration.
The Globalist agenda is crumbling.
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Creador de personas de AION 2 Vs.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Check Out Reality Based: Rumble Revolution; Ep 36: Chris Christie RUNS, Jew Barbie & Xbox GIVES Halo Away? LIVE at 8pm UK, 3pm Eastern w/@Slayeverygam3 @Reesh_101 @NocturneEndless @Tepafray @RealAzureShady @Mave12ickGaming @DJRonnieG & maybe @Wolf46782 Too, Show Link Below
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Check Out Reality Based: Rumble Revolution; Ep 32: Kirkiversary 1 & 9/11 25th Anniversary w/@Slayeverygam3 @Reesh_101 @Mave12ickGaming @NocturneEndless @DJRonnieG Guests @Wolf46782 & @ToxcynTV & potentially @RealAzureShady too, 8pm UK, 3pm Eastern, show link below
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Starting a new LP with the @RealAzureShady
Ladies and gentlemen... Fear and Hunger!
🤖 Made with AI
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Got further into the case. Had to take some good advice from General Abdul about how to do a questionnaire. Raided the succulent @snintendog and the au-jus @RealAzureShady playing Celia's Stupid ROM Hack. I might be a little hungry.
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Good morning, MAGA folks.
Please take a look at my brand-new, fresh-off-the-press creation.
It’s Sunday night in Japan.
Once I’ve slept, woken up, and can look at my own work more objectively, I expect some minor refinements will be added—but for now, here it is…...😅
＃FightFightFight
＃TRUMP
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
I'd like to announce I've made a new tool to help Rumble Users.
github.com/maxtepafray/Rumbl…
It gives you comparison stats against other livestreams in your category, in-total, in viewers and likes. It even exposes an API so you can direct integrate the results into your stream.
I'm also working on things like graphing stream performance, viewers, automatic live detection, etc.
Thank you to @Mave12ickGaming, @RyanRogerAthay, and @CancelThisPod for being my Guinea Pigs this last week
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
This Week has been Great, Thanks To You @DiscussThing @kaischwarzer @GalaxyRed533 @CancelThisPod @TylerRitenour @St__Hugo @Mave12ickGaming @Slayeverygam3 @Reesh_101 @PTPodShow @Tepafray @NocturneEndless @RealAzureShady @DJRonnieG & @AlKohal I think we all make a great team
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
Enough is enough. We NEED to start classifying transgenderism as a mental illness, again.
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
The European mind simply cannot comprehend a random citizen playing the national anthem with a semi automatic rifle in their backyard shooting range
The Real Azure Shady 🗡Paladin🛡Warden retweeted
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.