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Sarc Gasm

@SarcGasm1

Expert on nothing with opinions on everything. Free range cynic. Equal opportunity offender.

 East coast of Iowa.
Joined June 2023
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@Not_the_BeeNov 11
Twice-deported illegal alien storms United flight's cockpit, claims to have a bomb notthebee.com/article/twice-…
Twice-deported illegal alien storms United flight's cockpit, claims to have a bomb

Twice-deported illegal alien storms United flight's cockpit, claims to have a bomb

People say that Americans commit crimes at a higher rate than illegal aliens, so we just have to be okay with this, I guess.

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USA NEWS 🇺🇸 (@usanewshq) profile pictureUSA NEWS 🇺🇸
@usanewshqNov 11
AOC sees the camera, gets embarrassed, and rushes to her car after realizing she wasn’t wearing a…
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@breed_fullNov 10
ICE vehicle runs over protestor. No tire damage reported.
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Colin Kaepernick Briefly Gets Hopes Up Before Realizing Incoming Call Is About His Car's Extended Warranty buff.ly/7n4LAEv
Colin Kaepernick Briefly Gets Hopes Up Before Realizing Incoming Call Is About His Car's Extended...

Colin Kaepernick Briefly Gets Hopes Up Before Realizing Incoming Call Is About His Car's Extended...

LAS VEGAS, NV — Colin Kaepernick briefly got his hopes up today after seeing an incoming call from an unknown number, only to discover it was about his car's extended warranty.

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And they smell like curry.
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@Not_the_BeeNov 10
New York cops sound a bit different these days notthebee.com/article/new-yo…
New York cops sound a bit different these days

New York cops sound a bit different these days

"Where's your accent from, officer?"

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Grey Beaver on warpath again.
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@WesternLensmanNov 8
Lizzy Warren says if you've been "cheating" Americans, get ready for "serious investigations." She's asked who specifically she's talking about. "Anyone who's been cheating. That's what investigations are all about." Translation: We have no idea if any crimes have been committed by our list of targets, but we'll be digging hard to try to find some. (And if we can't find any, we'll just invent some.)
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Is he letting them out? After all, prisons are racist.
Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) profile pictureNot the Bee
@Not_the_BeeNov 5
Gavin Newsom just cleared California’s entire death row notthebee.com/article/gavin-…
Gavin Newsom just cleared California’s entire death row

Gavin Newsom just cleared California’s entire death row

Can't say I didn't expect something like this from ol' Gavin.

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@Not_the_BeeNov 5
LGBT Caucus Celebrates "Gayest Congress In American History" notthebee.com/article/lgbt-c…
LGBT Caucus Celebrates "Gayest Congress In American History"

LGBT Caucus Celebrates "Gayest Congress In American History"

This is a real tweet from a congressional caucus:

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@atensnutNov 5
The Bullshit is getting really deep over at Alex Jones. Do people really believe this crap?
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Here we go again
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They're not for sale, but they are for rent!
Not the Bee (@Not_the_Bee) profile pictureNot the Bee
@Not_the_BeeNov 3
Greenland votes to let America build more bases, but won't become the 51st state (for now) notthebee.com/article/greenl…
Greenland votes to let America build more bases, but won't become the 51st state (for now)

Greenland votes to let America build more bases, but won't become the 51st state (for now)

Pax Americana:

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Never bring fists to a halligan tool fight.
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@Not_the_BeeNov 2
This thug tried to attack Chicago firefighters and it DID NOT GO WELL FOR HIM notthebee.com/article/this-t…
This thug tried to attack Chicago firefighters and it DID NOT GO WELL FOR HIM

This thug tried to attack Chicago firefighters and it DID NOT GO WELL FOR HIM

Mess around, find out!

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Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween buff.ly/apIs8A5
Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween

Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween

BROOKSIDE, OK—Well, isn't this just the most adorable and 100% accurate Halloween costume we've ever seen: little Oliver Burnswax, just 18 months old, is dressed up as Joe Biden for Satan's favorite...

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@Not_the_BeeOct 30
Megan Rapinoe says men can play women's sports because sports aren't fair in the first place notthebee.com/tac76
Megan Rapinoe says men can play women's sports because sports aren't fair in the first place

Megan Rapinoe says men can play women's sports because sports aren't fair in the first place

Attention, everyone, soccer star Megan Rapinoe has once again said an incredibly stupid thing 👇

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I feel sorry for the people downwind.
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@TheBabylonBeeOct 30
More Winning: Trump Bombs Ship Smuggling 30,000 Kilos Of Pumpkin Spice buff.ly/isMtdeR
More Winning: Trump Bombs Ship Smuggling 30,000 Kilos Of Pumpkin Spice

More Winning: Trump Bombs Ship Smuggling 30,000 Kilos Of Pumpkin Spice

U.S. — In the latest in an ongoing streak of victories that experts predicted would significantly improve the lives of Americans, President Donald Trump announced that he had ordered the U.S....

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Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People buff.ly/i4ilS81
Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People

Democrats Discover Innovative Strategy Of Promising Free Stuff To Stupid People

NEW YORK, NY — Democratic Party strategists were thrilled this week after they stumbled upon an innovative new strategy of winning elections by promising free stuff to stupid people.

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Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130% buff.ly/GSnOGrz
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%

Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%

ST. PAUL, MN — Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.

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We'll finally be able to understand her!
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@TheBabylonBeeOct 28
Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language buff.ly/apNdODA
Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language

Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language

PITTSBURGH, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people understand the former Vice President.

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Lazy Adam Just Going To Call This One 'Fly' buff.ly/ZFPeJvq
Lazy Adam Just Going To Call This One 'Fly'

Lazy Adam Just Going To Call This One 'Fly'

GARDEN OF EDEN—A lackadaisical Adam really phoned it in with his latest animal name, deciding to just call the flying bug he was presented with 'fly'.

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