Scott (@ScottTerryFunk) header
Scott (@ScottTerryFunk) profile picture

Scott

@ScottTerryFunk

MUFC 🇾🇪

 Dublin
Joined October 2011
  • Tweets20.9K
  • Following5.6K
  • Followers1.2K
1.1KMedia
Photo by Scott (@ScottTerryFunk)Photo by Scott (@ScottTerryFunk)
Usually warmer when you’re closer to hell
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
18
262
7
6,149
Police have been called in after a 44-year-old man dressed as a werewolf entertainer punched a 12-year-old girl in the face at Carlucci's Restaurant in Templestowe on Saturday night. The child sustained cuts and bruises to her mouth and spent the night in hospital.
109
205
1,523
631,585
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP19h
We got your back, New York!
Image from Vice President JD Vance (@VP)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
11,189
179,934
18,055
1,334,527
29,594,383
😂😂😂😂😂
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport3h
Before the FA Cup final win against Man City, Ten Hag was under major pressure and Jason Wilcox and others involved put forward several candidates as possible replacements. One person Wilcox spoke highly of was Russell Martin, whom he had appointed the previous summer in his role as Southampton’s director of football. Martin led Southampton to promotion to the PL in 2023-24 via the Championship play-offs [@TheAthleticFC]
Image from utdreport (@utdreport)
Image from utdreport (@utdreport)
37
Two golden rules of social media scrolling: 1. Never scroll past Ian Wright and Mr Pigden. 2. Never scroll past Hibs fans singing Sunshine On Leith.
Premier Sports (@PremSportsTV) profile picturePremier Sports
@PremSportsTVNov 1
GOOSEBUMPS! 🤯 @HibernianFC's players are serenaded by their supporters with a spine-tingling rendition of "Sunshine on Leith" after their Edinburgh Derby triumph 🙌 #PremierSportsCup
20
106
3
2,336
123,415
In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
8,999
70,265
33,717
111,640
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
260
15,948
497
163,103
1,570,445
Scott retweeted
yuki (@bunnygirlslave) profile picture
yuki@bunnygirlslaveNov 1
ill suck toes and eat ass but i aint ever eating no fucking tomato
118
3,882
359
34,620
826,274
This is how we'll remember Ciara. Never ever ever gave up.
48
882
84
8,036
459,152
The 2005 leveraged Man United takeover made the club an empty husk, bled dry by vulture capitalists. Becoming the weekly butt of everyone else's joke was accelerated by the equally hopeless INEOS-led front. Until that changes, anything else is rearranging the Titanic deck chairs.
25
500
18
2,500
182,556
Scott retweeted
Lew (@LewVisualss) profile picture
Lew
@LewVisualssOct 30
If there was ever a time to remind them, it's right now
Image from Lew (@LewVisualss)
Image from Lew (@LewVisualss)
14
343
8
3,326
97,555
Israel runs the UK
Metropolitan Police (@metpoliceuk) profile pictureMetropolitan Police
@metpoliceukOct 30
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation. Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026. Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Met issues update ahead of planned Defend Our Juries activity this weekend

Officers will be deployed in the vicinity of the US Embassy.

news.met.police.uk
1
65
Scott retweeted
allison! (@lazyhoes) profile picture
allison!@lazyhoesOct 29
this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
10
2,622
76
51,341
1,124,443
Scott retweeted
TC (@totalcristiano) profile picture
TC
@totalcristianoOct 28
The best season in football history.
111
5,362
276
35,454
671,085
Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) profile pictureMario Nawfal
@MarioNawfalOct 27
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
43
1,673
14
20,084
223,181
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
2,484
17,038
1,496
98,844
9,287,535
Chelsea 4-1 Man Utd
Stretford Central (@StretfordCentrl) profile pictureStretford Central
@StretfordCentrlOct 28
[🟢] NEW: The intensity at today’s Manchester United training session was unprecedented, with senior players believing they now have what it takes to turn the season around. (@SimonStone)
Image from Stretford Central (@StretfordCentrl)
37
Earns over 4x the entire Fleetwood squad combined and then does the mask cele after accidentally bundling the ball over the line 😭😭😭😭
Image from Mr Black (@MrBlackFo0tball)
47
216
29
4,713
59,197
Bruno Guimarães vs Fleetwood | Signing of the Summer?
36
367
31
8,730
334,678
Max Dowman becomes the youngest player ever to get sent off in the EFL Cup
21
1,193
27
19,668
229,368
WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
975
5,083
571
72,564
1,128,489
Load more