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Joined October 2011
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Police have been called in after a 44-year-old man dressed as a werewolf entertainer punched a 12-year-old girl in the face at Carlucci's Restaurant in Templestowe on Saturday night. The child sustained cuts and bruises to her mouth and spent the night in hospital.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Two golden rules of social media scrolling: 1. Never scroll past Ian Wright and Mr Pigden. 2. Never scroll past Hibs fans singing Sunshine On Leith.
GOOSEBUMPS! 🤯 @HibernianFC's players are serenaded by their supporters with a spine-tingling rendition of "Sunshine on Leith" after their Edinburgh Derby triumph 🙌 #PremierSportsCup
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Scott retweeted
ill suck toes and eat ass but i aint ever eating no fucking tomato
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This is how we'll remember Ciara. Never ever ever gave up.
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The 2005 leveraged Man United takeover made the club an empty husk, bled dry by vulture capitalists. Becoming the weekly butt of everyone else's joke was accelerated by the equally hopeless INEOS-led front. Until that changes, anything else is rearranging the Titanic deck chairs.
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If there was ever a time to remind them, it's right now
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this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
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The best season in football history.
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Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Earns over 4x the entire Fleetwood squad combined and then does the mask cele after accidentally bundling the ball over the line 😭😭😭😭
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Bruno Guimarães vs Fleetwood | Signing of the Summer?
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Max Dowman becomes the youngest player ever to get sent off in the EFL Cup
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WE'VE WON ITTTT!!!!!! ❤️ (5-3) 🔵
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Settler Terrorism Reaches the Polling Stations: Israeli terrorist Settlers Attack Arab Voters to Prevent Them from Casting Their Ballots during Israeli elections.
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J’suis mort de rire comment on a trouvé ça normal
Esto fue histórico en serio. Era (y es) un jodido esquizofrénico.
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