With all due respect, Nintendo isn't putting out a game that heavy in scope, and they never will.

There's something quite poetic about these gaming companies investing billions into AI only for it to be used to hack and emulate all their consoles.

Shigeru Miyamoto revealed what he considers to be the most intriguing aspect of the first Super Mario Bros. game: "And the biggest invention, or rather, the most intriguing aspect of Super Mario, is that Mario doesn't actually fight Bowser. Normally, if there's a boss at the end, you have to fight him, right? But creating a battle is difficult, and we were really struggling with how to do it. When I thought, 'I can't create a battle like this,' I realized that since it's a game where you keep running to the right, how about making it so that the person who reaches the far right wins? Then I had a brilliant idea: 'Why not just jump over the opponent instead of fighting?' All you have to do is jump over Bowser, and he'll fall. I found it surprisingly fun when I tried it, and I was really happy when I realized that." polygon.com/nintendo-super-m…

Makes me pissed when people thinks we only want to hack the Switch 2 for piracy. MODS, I'M HACKING IT FOT MODDING.

Nintendo 'upholding physical releases' while selling you a download code in a plastic case isn't upholding anything. $80 games, a $50 console price hike, and key cards as the default physical option. 🧵

Switch 2 ROM Dumper is out? Oh boy. Here we go.

Most recently, the Switch and Switch 2. The Wii U was objectively better in so many ways—going on 10 years since the Switch launched, booting one up is a depressing experience. Black or white, no MiiVerse, the overall silence is so oppressive.

What if I said that companies often contact journalists and media outlets to pitch interviews and stories? And what if I told you that Microsoft offers walking tours and exclusive access to journalists, while managing the narrative and optics to handle damage control or promote new products? Would you believe it or would you foam at the mouth and call me a liar?

I was left completely unsupervised on the internet when I was 12. The internet back then had no rules, it was like the wild west. Seriously, this fact alone explains 76% of the reason why I'm like this.

Is it a hot take to say that I don’t consider Metroid or Castlevania games to be “Metroidvania” games? Because I don’t. Metroid games are Metroid games, Castlevania games are Castlevania games. I reserve the “Metroidvania” label for non-Metroid and non-Castlevania games.