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Watch me manifest all of my tweets into greatness
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Heads up!!!!!!
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Thank you for posting this, Jack468, I was unaware.
Here is the "Prison Mike" scene from The Office Japanese Dub.
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Facts people be leaving good in search of better they be leaving Heros and end up with Zeros 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Common sense is chasing Diogo Dalot but he’s faster
Angle of approach makes me feel sick, what the
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Hilarious
I can't believe they put a reference to The Office in Cyberpunk 2077. 😂
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“moving forward”
Shannon Sharpe says that Deion Sanders may need to change the way he recruits players moving forward 👀 “It ain't about you, it's about these kids.” Unc states that today's top recruits expect coaches to personally visit their homes and meet their families. "Guys ain't coming. If you can't go to their house, their grandma's house, their mom's house, their granddad's house, they're not coming. It's just not enough for you to be Deion Sanders, Coach Prime." "You have to take yourself out of the equation. It ain't about you, it's about these kids. And you got to show them that it's about them." [ via @nightcap / #gobuffs ]
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As a Muslim I have been workshopping and refining the perfect answer to this accusation for 25 years, and he just...tweeted it out. He is so damn good at this.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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this kid would be a 5-star, 0.9945 composite on the 247 school shooter rankings, and you buy him a gun??
🚨 OREGON SCHOOL SHOOTER IDENTIFIED John Griffin has been identified as the shooter responsible for the tragic school shooting in Oregon. His mother has been identified as Shauntai Nickerson. I located these photographs on Facebook, including one showing Griffin alongside his mother. I have personally reached out to Shauntai Nickerson for comment. I am awaiting a response and will continue following the investigation as additional verified information becomes available.
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These videos been killing me all week lmaooooo
Had to code switch during my job interview today.
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First-round exit
Joel Embiid on the Sixers' stars needing to sacrifice, via @krisrhim1: "I'm against the concept of sacrificing. I think the way I explained it was you do what you do best and we're going to support you ... I don't think anybody has to take a backseat."
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Roadster transforms in Track Mode These aero features aren't just for looks: they provide the best passive downforce package of any road car (approaching F1 levels!) with wing actuation driven by the @Tesla_Optimus actuator system
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The way everywhere became cold
The silence is deafening… first time Ace impressed me. He said the quiet part out loud.
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Dad a sicko for driving 6 hours knowing he wasn’t touching the court😭😭
When AJ Dybantsa got a C- in a class his father called his AAU coach and told him he was not to play in the next game under any circumstances Ace and AJ drove 6 hours from Brockton to Philly, he warmed up like normal, and when the game started he sat on the bench the entire time AJ cried on the 6 hour car ride back home (nytimes.com/athletic/7649979…)
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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CHINEKE ft. @BustaRhymes OUT NOW. 🗣️ SO KINDLY AS I WELCOME N****S BACK TO THE JUNGLE!!!! THE BRIDGE. OUT NOW. orcd.co/thebridge-listen
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😭😭😭😭😭
Speedy School of Rizz😂😂😂
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Are you’re still seeing bro???
WHAT YOU SEE WHAT I SEE
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