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Classical Federalist, currently clean on OPSEC.

Edison County, MI
Joined September 2018
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“I’m so sad we were SHELLACKED on Tuesday, but I’m totally BACK because we’re doubling down on why we lost.”
Watters: I've been depressed after Tuesday. Now I'm totally brought back to life. It's Miller time, baby! I don't think people realize how based Miller. You’re about to find out.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Jeb Bush
Trump: Go ahead, you can clap
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
Everything in my head lives there rent-free. I'm not some weird brain landlord.
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For years, my dad battled Parkinson’s disease. On Election Night, I got to tell him, “Pop, we won.” This morning, he passed away. A part of me believes he held on just long enough to see his son make it to Congress. He won’t be there when I’m sworn in. But I know he’ll be standing right beside me. Rest easy, Daddy. I’ll take it from here. These next two years are for you ❤️
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Trump on Wednesday when the markets were up. Trump on Thursday when the markets were down.
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This is insane! Here is a map of yesterday’s Indiana House results if they were drawn under the attempted Republican gerrymander map from last Fall. Thank you to @Vulst3 for breaking down the data to make this map. The gerrymander could’ve netted us a 9-0 or 8-1 map potentially!
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This never gets old!
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
One of the most insane stats in an election full of them — had literally zero people showed up to vote for Talarico on Tuesday, he still would’ve won by 150k.
James Talarico received *more early votes* then Paxton received in TOTAL This race was over before it began 😭
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
There’s a real irony in Republicans hoping that the late mail votes in Mississippi will rescue Cindy Hyde-Smith — just months after the RNC sued to void Mississippi’s ability to count late-arriving votes and lost at SCOTUS, 5-4.
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
Midterms, 2014
Yesterday was a referendum on ObamaCare & all other Obama fiascos. Republicans can now rein him in.
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Ahem.
Republicans are pursuing a highly risky strategy on redistricting. The White House seems unaware you can’t just “draw” more GOP seats. You must win them. By diluting the GOP base, you are less likely to win any given seat, so the worst time to redraw is during a strong Dem cycle.
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
Per Sharia law, all meals at the Cheesecake Factory must now begin with a land acknowledgement.
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
This is what happens when you build an entire political party around a capricious cult of personality.
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I haven’t seen MAGA this quiet since Zelenskyy hit a Russian data center.
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Relevant tonight. Liz Cheney: “I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”
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Fabius Americanus retweeted
Democrats won young white men tonight by 17 points, per CNN exits Trump won them *28 points* in 2024
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This is a surprise. We can now report that Boss Hogg has been unseated in Hazzard County
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Thinking of this for no particular reason
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Tonight is the night that Donald Trump truly became president.
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